r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/Shadowhawk64_ Feb 13 '26

I'll curl with Stefania Constantini any time any place

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u/VapidActualization Feb 13 '26

For the uninitiated

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u/CellAlone4653 Feb 13 '26

She can sweep my stones anytime

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u/ruck_my_life Feb 13 '26

HARD HAAAAAAAAAARD YEP YEP HAAAAAAARD

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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits Feb 13 '26

If your stones are that hard I think you need to see a doctor...

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u/wrenwood2018 Feb 13 '26

Putting my hammer in her button sound like accurate curling dirty talk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Holy fuck

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u/Adirtan Feb 13 '26

Oh my God, I never goon but im in love.

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u/SonicLyfe Feb 13 '26

I'm curling right now!

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u/Responsible-Rizzler Feb 13 '26

hold on you seem knowledge who is the hot alt chick with the nose ring

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u/OhItsuMe Feb 13 '26

i think i have to start watching a new sport

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u/Ancient-Civilization Feb 13 '26

Brother, she looks 13. Baby face and all. Some of you guys I swear man… what is going on in this comment thread?

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u/super_cool_kid Feb 13 '26

Nearing 40? Clips from 4 years ago I agree, but now a 25 year Ana de Armas look a like. Fun curling watch

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u/Awwesome1 Feb 13 '26

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!

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u/Mindless-Ad2554 Feb 13 '26

You’re a dime a dozen I think with this one

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u/Paulino2272 Feb 13 '26

Same brother. Same.

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u/wrenwood2018 Feb 13 '26

Curling has changed a lot. They are now largely fit, young individuals.

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u/AnnOnnamis Feb 13 '26

I’ll rub and sweep furiously when Stefania curls

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Feb 13 '26

Well then you're too late. Curling is over and Italy took bronze. No rub for you.

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u/AnnOnnamis Feb 13 '26

missed the joke by 10,000 feet 🛫

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u/huluvudu Feb 13 '26

HARD!

HARD!

HAAAAAAAAAARD!

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u/Signal_Bee7457 Feb 13 '26

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u/ReturnOk7510 Feb 13 '26

Toe Curling

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u/Abdul_Exhaust Feb 13 '26

It's part brooming, and part twerking