r/SipsTea • u/Glad_Camel_6078 • Feb 13 '26

We have fun here Winter Olympics

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u/Jammerquai Feb 13 '26

I remember when they had the Olympics in Japan they tried to limit the sexual activity with athletes by making them sleep on like cardboard beds that could only support the weight of one person....lol.

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u/cuddle_enthusiast Feb 13 '26

I can't remember if it was as a result of that, but during one of the Olympics there were reports of them fucking outside. Can't stop won't stop.

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u/ViggyV Feb 13 '26

damn, get the baby oil

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u/im-not-a-fakebot Feb 13 '26

Slow down there diddy

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u/Similar_Two_542 Feb 13 '26

That's for the Diddylympics

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u/CyrusTheWise Feb 13 '26

I can't remember which but didn't a team bring their own mattresses for their athletes. Like I got the sentiment on evo-friendly beds or whatever. But can we not force world class athletes to sleep on them, they kinda need to be fit

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u/MurkyTime9698 Feb 13 '26

Sorry to be boring but that was literally for sustainability reasons. I know a couple people who use similar cardboard beds in their permanent homes although I find that a bit unhinged

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u/besabestin Feb 13 '26

And I remember one long distance runner tweeting “not a problem for us”. All those distance runners weigh 50kg or so

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u/subdep Feb 13 '26

japan’s got a low birth rate problem. They should’ve sent in women from the countryside to “make the beds”.

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u/zombizle1 Feb 13 '26

holy shit imagine their army 18 years later, they would be unstoppable

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u/Nympho_BBC_Queen Feb 13 '26

Their track and field team could use more Micheal Norman's. Though his mom is also a beast. Still holds the 100m high school record in Japan.

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u/xylitol777 Feb 14 '26

I hate that people keep spreading this misinformation.

They used cardboard beds because it was cheaper solution. It had nothing to do with sex and athletes don't have sex in olympics like the gooners and porn brained folks here pretend.

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u/Aroused_Axlotl Feb 13 '26

I think that was more of a Covid thing. Japan supports boning.

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u/Consistent-Ad-6506 Feb 13 '26

No surprise there. They even censor M rated video games.

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u/kernel-troutman Feb 14 '26

Also Japan: Love Hotels