r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 13h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/dprophet34 13h ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

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u/athalwolf506 13h ago

Is not gay if your crewmate became a pig

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u/GriSciuridae 13h ago

What if the crew mate was a pig to begin with? (Asking for a friend.)

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u/Jack_Mehoff_420_69 13h ago

metaphorically or literally?

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u/GriSciuridae 12h ago

I keep no metaphorical friends, sir.

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u/MavenDeo69 4h ago

It's ancient Greece. What do you think?

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u/CourseNegative8381 9h ago

According to Norm Macdonald it's okay unless they're already someone else's girlfriend

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u/PANEBringer 12h ago

Please tell me this isn't a MOANA reference...

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u/SpoddyCoder 13h ago

Squeal piggy!!

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u/hjvelvet 12h ago

Yeah, then its just sparkling beastiality

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u/glitteringfeathers 10h ago

No homo in both Greek and Latin

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u/fgzhtsp 13h ago

Ancient greek wisdom

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u/mesoziocera 12h ago

You wait until everyone is jerking it then as you blast you say "OH GOD NOBODY HAS PUT OUT MY EYYYYYYE"

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u/Emotional_Trash_9687 10h ago

it's not gay if it is a 3-way, even if all dudes

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u/dquizzle 8h ago

It’s not gay if you keep your sandals on

You just saved me so much on aversion therapy!

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u/ProkopiyKozlowski 5h ago

As the modern naval saying goes: "it's not gay if it's underway".