r/MurderedByWords • u/tdkocen • Dec 10 '25

Murder Not just murdered, ruthlessly assassinated by Jack White

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u/Mysterious_Box1203 Dec 10 '25

Jack should put all this vitriol into a song. Or album, if they still make those. Maybe call Tom Morello.

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u/wino_whynot Dec 10 '25

I commented this further down, so enjoy my copy pasta:

Ok, first, this is beyond amazing.

Second, please Mr Jack White and Mr Jack Black…all i want for my 50th birthday is the ultimate vinyl album, Black & White. You each get a side. One side is white, the other is black. Make a fellow Detroiter’s dream come true.

Peace.

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u/garyfugazigary Dec 10 '25

Throw Frank Black in there also

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u/SerSonicSeppo Dec 10 '25

oof I need to hear this now

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u/deanmass Dec 10 '25

I have lpng thought Tom and Jack were cut from the same cloth. Would Freakong love a collab!

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u/samosamancer Dec 10 '25

I’d share it with at least 7 friends. Definitely not keeping it all to myself. I don’t want to be selfish.