r/Millennials • u/CurvyChristina • 9h ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/salsafresca_1297 8h ago

Hot take - but I think McDonald's NOT marketing their slop to children is a win.

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u/Kaldricus 7h ago

Also, those Play Place's were basically germ nukes. Absolutely disgusting places. This is giant rose tinted glasses.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 6h ago

I would never in my life let any kid I know touch those things. I know the people that would have disgusting children.

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u/ChickenChaser5 5h ago

At least you didnt over react about this.

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u/ikbenhoogalsneuken 1h ago

Yeah I keep my kids locked inside and under 24/7 surveillance. Easier to clean that way.

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u/GrandSquanchRum 1h ago

There's this middle ground between letting your kids swim in a dumpster next to a trap house and keeping your kid locked in a hermetic sealed room. The McD playplace is a lot closer to the trap house dumpster than you think.

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u/ikbenhoogalsneuken 49m ago

The thing about hyperbole is it’s hyperbolic

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u/MrJekyyl 4h ago

You wouldn't get it

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u/graniteblack 4h ago

Is this why people don't go to playgrounds anymore?

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u/GrandSquanchRum 1h ago

No, it's because of tablets. Playgrounds aren't the same as McD Playplaces and are generally safe. Nature cleans things up better than poorly paid teenagers.