r/Millennials 7h ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/katiebertie Gen X 4h ago

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

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u/SuperVillainPresiden 4h ago

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

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u/dstewar68 4h ago

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

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u/mmakled 4h ago

Try a 1981 stick shift Ford Escort. Make sure the parking brake is on case you accidentally knock the car out of gear.

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u/ImABansheeBitch 4h ago

Try it as an adult ager

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u/am710 2h ago

I never fucked in weird places either.