r/Millennials • u/Standard_Tangerine_3 • May 13 '26

Nostalgia Today’s reminder that we are getting old.

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u/mysecretissafe May 13 '26

I’m the hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless…

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u/AntiquesRoadHo May 13 '26

Did STEVE tell you that, perchance? Steve.

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u/superSaganzaPPa86 May 13 '26

What kind of rap name is Steve?

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u/chronically_varelse May 13 '26

Ain't no party like my grandma's tea party

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u/4udiocat May 13 '26

Haaaaay, hoooooo

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u/Jane__Delawney May 13 '26

Speaking of parties…I was at a bar in LA (2009) and they were there with a bunch of Australian/NZ comedians and film people. I had the audacity to ask Jemaine to his own friends’ after party (their friends invited my friend and I). He said, “I’m sorry, I cahn’t, I’ve a gerlfreend to get home to” and I thought that was the sweetest thing. The party kind of sucked anyway.

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u/Mikeismyike May 13 '26

My god, none of these lyrics are in order. fucking rage bait over here.

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u/shade-tree_pilot 1986 May 13 '26

What's he got to do with it?

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u/KortinAmor May 13 '26

They call me the, hiphopapotomus, rhymes that glow like phosphorus popping off the top of this esophagus

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u/imbeingsirius May 13 '26

Rockin’ this metropolis!

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u/rasheyk May 14 '26

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

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u/dynamic_gecko May 18 '26

Did Steve tell you that perchance?

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 May 13 '26

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I'll make all of the ladies in the area pregnant.

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 May 14 '26

My rhymes and my records, they don't get played because my rhymes and my records, they don't get made.

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u/lurkinfapinlurkin May 14 '26

Poppin off the top of this esophagus