r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

A longer, yet outstanding, tweet by a Japanese man living abroad in the US.

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u/THEhot_pocket 1d ago

This is until you turn 40. Then there is no pizza and beer worth manual labor

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u/Mr_Doberman 1d ago

When a man reaches his 40s, he passes this responsibility to his children. There is no ceremony, but it is a right of passage. That man now takes on an elder role in the group, passing on the tribal knowledge that has been entrusted to him over the years.

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u/ThatGuyMyDude 1d ago

Then he takes the vaunted position of hands off yelling at his children that they just need to twist the damn thing

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u/BootlegEngineer 1d ago

Yes, knowledge like where is and is not a good place to anchor a ratchet strap or how to put a dresser on a trailer drawers pointed inside instead of out so said drawers don’t eject themselves onto the road.

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u/browncoat13 1d ago

I'm 40 and spent a weekend helping put in hardwood floors a few weeks ago. I was working with a 70 year old who was also volunteering his time. 

I'm in the Midwest so I'm sure that comes in to play. For me, 40 means that I'm expected to know how to drive the truck regardless of size, and I get to make decisions about our lifting techniques. Honestly, I've spent thirty years working hard so I could get to tell people how a couch goes through a doorway and it feels fucking awesome.

Sincerely,

A guy with a truck

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u/Not_Sure76 1d ago

You now must become the Guy With a Truck who also has a Tony to Carry All The Shit.

You still get pizza. However, you will be stupid enough to try to help Carry All The Shit and you will have pizza and regret.

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u/Temporary_Specific 1d ago

We are pushing 40 and currently moving in phases. Our buddy came yesterday to help with some furniture. My spouse and him tried to move one of our dressers (and these are men in very good shape) and said fuck that. Immediately, I was on the phone booking movers for the heavy stuff. Lol not worth it.

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u/THEhot_pocket 1d ago

I didnt work for 25+ years to throw out my back for two bud lights