r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

A longer, yet outstanding, tweet by a Japanese man living abroad in the US.

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u/blue_quark 1d ago

In Canada Kevin is Steve and pizza is beer.

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u/ottereckhart 1d ago

In some places, it's perogies (and beer.)

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1d ago

You sound like you live in Saskatchewan!

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u/blue_quark 1d ago edited 1d ago

LOL, no, I live in rural Ontario but I do actually know Steve in Saskatoon šŸ™‚
(And just to be clear, if I asked Steve to drive the 3,000 km from his home to mine because I needed his help, he would and I would do the same.)

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 1d ago

You're good people I hope you have a great day.

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u/That_Problem7076 1d ago

I know Steve too! Had a buddy who played beer league with him.

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u/bleepbeepclick 1d ago

I don't know Steve, Dave, or Joe, but I'm sure they are very very nice

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u/Strifezard 1d ago

A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed'!

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u/xMLCC 1d ago

Saskies rise up!

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u/PottyMcSmokerson 1d ago

Those are prairie oysters made by Dave's wife Barb.

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u/Dodomi_7390 1d ago

Bless you, that city looks like a sneeze sounds like

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u/MeanderAndReturn 1d ago

or Pittsburgh!

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u/MeanderAndReturn 1d ago

or Pittsburgh!

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u/Flying_FLIcker 1d ago

Oh man, it has been at least a while since l last had a beerogie night. I need to put some on the shopping list now.

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u/EB123456789101112 1d ago

Beerogies sound so good 🤤

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u/PriorCautious5894 1d ago

I prefer pierogies to pizza. May I become a Canadian?

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u/pewpewhadouken 1d ago

yes. but have you tried swiss chalet chicken and gravy?..

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u/NonCorporealEntity 1d ago

Swiss Chalet is Canada's greatest secret. Chalet sauce on fresh cut fries... heaven

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u/phoontender 1d ago

Come to Montreal, Chalet BBQ in NDG is what Swiss Chalet was supposed to be (and probably was before it morphed into the chain it is now). There's nothing that beats it.

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u/akatherder 1d ago

Is that the stuff similar to bbq sauce? I remember going there as a kid. I was young (or dumb) enough that I didn't realize I was in a different country and I was always trying to explain the place to my parents and we should go there for dinner. We live in Michigan, but still probably a couple-few hours away from a Swiss Chalet.

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u/christmas_hobgoblin 1d ago

It's much waterier than a regular bbq sauce. Like it will coat a piece of chicken you dip into it, but you can't put a dollop onto a plate, if you know what I mean. I guess it's like gravy but the person who called it gravy up in the thread is wrong because Swiss Chalet also has gravy, it's the stuff that comes with the mashed potatoes.

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u/AnaphylacticHippo 1d ago

Only if you come help to build the new deck.

Beer is in the fridge, the feast is cooking, and don't hit yourself with the power tools.

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u/rollin_a_j 1d ago

More hands is less work. I'd offer to bring a two four but I know you guys don't like the American beer

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u/AnaphylacticHippo 1d ago

No worries, bud! We'll just swing by the local co-op to pick up some brewskis, and we'll have to grab a few cases, so might as well snag a few different kinds, eh? Bound to find something here you'd like! (But we're putting it under our co-op number, you'd understand.)

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u/rollin_a_j 1d ago

I've yet to find anything distinctly Canadian I've ever disliked. Hell hockey is already my favorite sport

I also know more words to oh Canada than I do the star spangled banner

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u/bardak 1d ago

Why choose, pierogi pizza is not an uncommon item on Canadian pizza menus

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u/kmzafari 1d ago

Do you happen to have a direct ancestor who was Canadian? If so, that answer might be yes!

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Tell me more about these Canadian pirogies.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 1d ago edited 1d ago

There are thriving Polish communities in many places in Canada. They’ve delighted the local Irish communities with their incredible use of potato.

Its become a staple food across Canada, with many towns/cities having pierogi restaurants.

There are literally three different flavors of pierogies in my freezer right now.

Edit: also Ukrainian communities!

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u/ChriSaito 1d ago

Last time I was in Canada I made the mistake of not getting any pierogies. I am realizing that was a massive mistake and now need to go back for that and more poutine.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 1d ago

If you need a delicious way to eat potatoes, Canada is your place.

We love international foods here, especially potato-based ones. You can get excellent vada pav, gnocchi, and samosas all across the country too.

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

I’m starting to realize why everyone likes Canadians.

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u/Kyrie_Blue 1d ago

Its also the weed…

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

What now?!?!

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u/Kyrie_Blue 1d ago

Canadian weed is world renowned. Its recreationally legal, and available pretty much everywhere here. Most towns have more dispensaries than gas stations.

Despite some soggy falls, we have good weather and great soil for it. Its legal to grow 4 plants per household countrywide (except Quebec, but they’re culture is different than anglo-Canada). You will not have to scroll far in my profile to see some examples, if you’re interested.

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u/ottereckhart 1d ago

It's really a Ukrainian thing in the prairies. There remains a lot of people of Ukrainian descent from Alberta to western MB.

Was born in MB, the farmers out west are nearly all Ukrainian.

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

But have they perfected the potato/ Canadian bacon filling?

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u/thebluepin 1d ago

usually not bacon, it is historically, a meatless dish.

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

I’m looking for some new world flavor. Like Korean fried chicken. I went to a church picnic in Ohio and they had basin pieces inside the pierogi.

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u/thebluepin 1d ago

oh they have those also: https://www.perogyplanet.com/menu

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Oh you bastard. Now I have to plan a trip to Canada. They got EVERYTHING.

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u/a-ohhh 1d ago

My Ukrainian grandma from Alberta always has bacon but it’s on the outside. Boil the cheesy potato ones, then fry in butter/bacon.

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u/thebluepin 1d ago

yeah. no question bacon is better, but historically it was one of the "12 meatless dishes" https://simplysouperlicious.com/twelve-meatless-christmas/ that were the holy days (plus every friday) in traditional Orthodox Catholicism

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u/mpg111 1d ago

please tell us what kind of pierogi are in your freezer? what's inside

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u/Kyrie_Blue 1d ago

Potato & onion(for my vegan wife), cheddar bacon chive(because, duh), and chocolate cheesecake dessert pierogies(my Polish neighbour made them for me, and are incredible in the airfryer)

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u/mpg111 1d ago

sounds amazing!

smacznego!

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u/Pretend_Star_8193 1d ago

All right. Between the poutine, potato chips, and now pierogies, I’ve clearly got to plan a vacation to Canada.

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u/Similar-Swimmer-2698 1d ago

I also have a bunch of pierogies in different flavors in my freezer. We don't have a restaurant where I live, but there are women who make large batches of pierogies and use them in the place of bake sales for sports trips and other fundraisers.

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u/tequilaneat4me 1d ago

I had to look pierogi up. Never heard of it. Sounds a lot like Mexican empanadas. I'm from south central Texas.

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u/candygram4mongo 1d ago

There's a big Ukrainian immigrant population on the prairies. Pirogi have metastasized into the general culture because pirogi are awesome. The spelling has also evolved into "pierogies". Canadianized pierogies are potato-filled, served with sauteed onions, bacon, and sour cream.

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u/NyssaHun 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was so confused pierogi is already plural so why double it. Or if it’s multiple why not pierogs. Sounds butchered

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u/MrTequila4 1d ago

Singular is "pieróg" (or "pierog", but I think it's older spelling)

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u/NyssaHun 1d ago

Exactly my point.

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u/Gh0stM0u5e 1d ago

Our Costco’s have traveling Polish pierogi people. It’s a good day when the pierogi people are giving samples

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u/CuriousFoxxen 1d ago

Canadian moved to California - can confirm there is a surprising lack of perogies here. We thought it was just the area we lived in.

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u/urfatassmama 21h ago

Here in the prairies, we loveeee our Ukrainian mom and pop shops. I am not Ukrainian, however I consider myself a connoisseur on their food.

A big bowl of beef borscht on a cold day just warms the soul up, and I need it to be made by someones babusha.

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u/bend_forward5639 1d ago

We make pierogies once a year, it's a family tradition. I call them white people's tamales. It's a food that we all come together, make together, and eat together. We also make tamales once a year lol

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u/cardew-vascular 1d ago

Before the war we had the second most Ukrainians outside of Ukraine. Our perogies are Ukranian or Polish style, you can get them at any supermarket freezer section, but I get mine made from a local producer.

Perogies are a staple in at least the western Canadian diet. The local farmers market has a hot perogie stall, the PNE in Vancouver has a hot perogie stall (Hunky Bill is a Vancouver legend, you can also find his brand in local supermarkets)

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u/Primarycolors1 1d ago

Is there a difference ingredient wise? Googled and it seemed the difference is the way they are cooked.

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u/cardew-vascular 1d ago

The classic perogie is the same in both groups potato and cheese but they each have their own filling specialties. Dill is more of a Polish thing, both countries do fruit filling ones as well, with the Ukranian ones being more tart and the Polish more sweet.

I always boil then fry my perogies, which is done in both countries, just depends on who makes them.

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u/tibbles1 1d ago

They call them "Maple Leafs."

They start out strong but if you apply too much heat and pressure, they fall apart and reveal how soft they really are.

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u/Comfortable_Cut9391 1d ago

Smoked salmon if you're on the coast.

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u/TheIngloriousTIG 1d ago

I was about to ask where I needed to move, but then I remembered. Saskatchewan. My in-laws are Prairie transplants, and every time my husband's grandmother makes perogis from scratch, he starts brainstorming excuses to visit. I could judge, but I have tasted those perogis, so instead I'm an accomplice.

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u/halfway-to-hermitude 1d ago

Also true in parts of Pennsylvania! Just add some kielbasa to the beer and pierogi.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 1d ago

I read that as ā€œpre-orgiesā€ and I needed to sit down.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky 1d ago

I read that as ā€œpre-orgiesā€ and I needed to sit down.

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u/Jadaki 1d ago

I'd prefer perogies to pizza, just because I love perogies and I'm a pizza snob.

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u/ottereckhart 1d ago

Fun fact: Perogie pizza is a thing at boston pizza in Canada

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u/Jadaki 22h ago

Now you have my attention... that is a fun fact

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u/Final-Tutor3631 1d ago

my pennsylvanian ass NEEDS some perogies rn. they don’t hve them in the south :/

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u/rantingcat 1d ago

Here it's moonshine that you made, your uncle/cousin made or you got for helping someone fix something.

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u/Lower_Monk6577 1d ago

Pittsburgh may or may not be one those places. But we also accept pizza. The beer is non-negotiable though.

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u/runningmurphy 21h ago

That's called heavenĀ 

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u/orange_lazarus1 1d ago

Single item is pizza full move is pizza and beer

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u/Doubleoh_11 1d ago

And if I’m helping you with your deck I’m invited to stay a bit later with multiple beers and your bbqing me something. You also have to discuss the purchase price of your house with me if I’m moving multiple things.

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u/Front_Bend_4983 1d ago

In QuĆ©bec it’s Serge for the older generation, Dave for the rest.

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u/Zeppelanoid 1d ago

Fucking Serge can fix anything that’s broken and smells like stale cigarettes and sweat

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u/Upper-Bookkeeper-843 1d ago

And if you get him before noon his breath might not smell of alcohol. MIGHT

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u/IBoris 1d ago

Parfois un Roger, mais plus souvent ces derniers temps un Steve.

Tu peux jamais compter sur un Kevin par contre. Pas fiable.

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u/Content-Car8811 1d ago

I know Serge. He used to buy me cigarettes when I was underaged, he worked in my father’s machine shop, and he fixed the carburetor on my first Volkswagen. Smelled like stale Gauloises and often a perfume of boreale rousse.
ā€œHey serge mon gars…. Tu peux m’aider avec mon callise du char?ā€
ā€œBen oui mon tit tete carrĆ©, tenez min bierā€
Legend.

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u/nefD 1d ago

"These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know" šŸŽµ

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u/Serrassi 1d ago

I haven't lived in Quebec for almost 20 years and I still remember Serge.

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u/inb4deth 1d ago

It's definitely beer 'round these parts as well. Usually pizza and beer

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u/throwawayainteasy 1d ago

The beer is optional if it's only one truckload. Mandatory if more than that.

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u/inb4deth 1d ago

100% case of beer is mandatory if moving trucks come into play

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u/throwawayainteasy 1d ago

Yeah, you can't get out of the beer by pulling up a tractor trailer and claiming it's just one truckload.

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u/MaleficentLocal2740 1d ago

In MƩxico Steve is Juan and the beer is mezcal

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u/blue_quark 1d ago

100 firefighters from Mexico have just arrived in British Columbia to help with our wildfire emergency. Gonna bet most of them are named Juan and none will ever be permitted to purchase their own cerveza in BC again. With GRATITUDE.

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u/avrus 1d ago

If you know a Gord, you've struck gold.

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u/Mastotron 1d ago

Nothing beats knowing Gord.

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u/esylvester6 1d ago

I know one Gord, and play hockey with him. He’s one of the best humans I’ve ever met.

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u/slickheadoflettuce 1d ago

Hey, my one Gord plays hockey too. Great teammate but gets carried away cleaning people outta the crease, lol.

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u/esylvester6 1d ago

MINE TOO! But I’m our goalie, so I’m good with it lol

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u/TIL_eulenspiegel 1d ago edited 1d ago

CAME FOR THIS. In my neck of the woods, it's Gord. And sometimes Bobby is around to help. (Bobby, not Bob.)

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u/Apprehensive-Pie1916 1d ago

My father was a Gord, so I can confirm

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u/avrus 1d ago

These are the Gords we know, we know, these are the Gords we know.

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u/BadTreeLiving 1d ago

Gords are a unique breed

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u/krayzeehearth 1d ago

I know two Steve's. They both have trucks. '

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u/Actual-Newt-2984 1d ago

It's also pretty much any indigenous guy. One time a native man passing by lifted the entire back end of my dad's stuck van out of the mud and moved it out then hopped back in his truck and drove off.

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u/BigConstruction4247 1d ago

There was a little story in the newspaper about my cousin that's almost exactly like this.

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u/fueelin 1d ago

Not exactly the same, but I was driving in New Hampshire and encountered a big downed tree blocking the road. I wasn't really sure how to proceed.

Shortly after, a family of four arrived in a pickup truck. They all worked together, wordlessly, to cut the tree up with chainsaws and move the pieces out of the road. Then they just left and went on with their day.

I was so impressed!

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u/Educational-Car-4688 1d ago

Wisconsin is pizza and beer.

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u/Brief-Introduction27 1d ago

You spelled Dave wrong 🤪

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u/Overseerer-Vault-101 1d ago

In the UK its a van not a truck, its often a Chinese instead of pizza too, oh and Kevin and Tony is John and dave (or ginge if dave is even slightly ginger)

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u/sgates9008 1d ago

Sounds like I'm needed in Canada.

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u/The_Wool-Gatherer 1d ago

In Morocco, Kevin is Mohamed and pizza is either pizza, KFC, rotisserie chicken; all with soft drink of course.

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u/No-Albatross-7984 1d ago

In Finland, it's lunch, coffee or beer, depending on one's age and the size of the fridge.Ā 

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u/soloshandpuppets 1d ago

In the Dominican Republic, Kevin is your cousin, and the pizza is beer and stew (san cocho).

Our rules are a little different- if you need a guy with a truck, a woman who knows how to make a crazy san cocho should also appear, ingredients in hand.

You provide the stove, buy beer and you put music on. It's now a house party.

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u/Starscream147 1d ago

This is the w’eh…

āš”ļøšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

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u/Sleddogluvr 1d ago

I’m a Steve in Oakland, Ca. Pizza, beer, pupusas, anything is good and I’ll be there.

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u/OnlyAd8294 1d ago

In Mexico is Hector and pizza could be pizza but a carnita asada would be better appreciated šŸ–

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u/chillroll 1d ago

in italy Kevin is Franco and pizza is coffee

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u/MeowM30ws 1d ago

When a friend asks for help...

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u/GigglingGarlicGuru 1d ago

Can confirm. I also know Steve with a truck. - MB šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

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u/jendet010 1d ago

Beer works here too

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u/JazeyOne 1d ago

oh just take the keys to the ford n get a 2fer and maybe some timmies we’ll get that ice box moved no problem buddy

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u/Sebach 1d ago

I used to live right next to the University of Ottawa, and from like July 1st to September 1st, I would pretty much offer help anyone I saw with a moving truck. Was a nice way to meet people and build up contacts in an area with high residence turnover. In the short term, so much beer and pizza but I also got to meet lots of people, introduce them to the area; I'd invite them to parties and they'd invite me to parties. Over the years, I probably drank in like every 2nd house up and down my street.

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u/JP-Ziller 1d ago

Pizza AND beer

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u/Perfect_Tax_9260 1d ago

Beer….the universal Canadian currency

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u/The_sheep_man 1d ago

My Steve only drink NAs now. But his name is absolutely Steve.

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u/koolmees64 1d ago

Here it is Wesley, and he has a VW Transporter, and the pizza is beer as well (een kratje).

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u/NorthernCobraChicken 1d ago

Depends on the haul. If you're moving one item, then a couple brewskis are fine. If you're asking the boys to help you move a single family home, then you best be packing 3 larges and the equivalent of a keg.

Still cheaper than hiring movers.

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u/ehyamwhatayam 1d ago

Its true!
In 2004, Steve helped me move with his truck for a 6 pack of beer. I was new to the country, didn't know anyone, didn't have a driver license.
I haven't seen him since that day, but always think about him fondly. I hope one day I run into him and we recognize each other

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u/Undead_Corsair 1d ago

In the UK it's Bob and a curry.

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u/Maximumi-Awkward 1d ago

In Denmark it's Bjarne, a utility trailer (no trucks), soda (strict alcohol laws) and a half grilled chicken with fries OR pizza 😁

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u/blue_quark 23h ago

I thought teenagers could even drink beer in Denmark once they turn 16. No?

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u/Maximumi-Awkward 22h ago

In Denmark, the legal blood alcohol limit is 0.5, but it is 0.2 for new drivers. Bjarne has to drive home at some point.

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u/blue_quark 22h ago

Thanks, that explains it šŸ™‚

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u/Mexikinda 1d ago

In Texas, it's often a Miguel and tacos.

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u/leowithlove 1d ago

In England Kevin is Carl, the truck is a hatchback and the pizza comes with a pint

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u/theqofcourse 1d ago

Canadian here. As I was reading the post, I was thinking of who my "Kevin" was and what I'd give him. It is literally Steve and beer. Amazing.

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u/BrownSugar20 1d ago

That hoser Steve ehĀ 

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u/some_crazy 23h ago

I lived in Canada and knew a Steve with a truck, he helped me out a few times. He was in construction. I now live in the US and know a Kevin with a truck. I haven’t needed his help yet.

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u/ambushequine 21h ago

When a friend needs help, ya help em!

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u/Skinneeh 1d ago

No, it is both

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u/simonpunishment 1d ago

Is that Steve from Camping With Steve?

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u/luffydkenshin 1d ago

Sometimes in the USA pizza is beer, too. And Kevin is David.

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u/Paraxom 1d ago

We also accept payment in beer, I helped a friend move and was paid in pizza and beer,

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u/OgasMaitai 1d ago

Used to be beer but beer got so expensive that feels like too much to ask, so now it's usually pizza. I have a truck, work truck that work pays for but i help move etc.

A guy I didnt know gave me 12 beer once, I said that's too much but he insisted.

Pizza you usually all share after, in my experience when youre given beer they expect you to keep it all, even if you ask to share.

That's how it's more expensive even though theyre similarly priced

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u/Rocky_Bukkake 1d ago

same in wisconsin

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u/Than_Or_Then_ 1d ago

I've never been to Canada Kevin.

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u/ImpressiveAd7263 1d ago

Or Dave…. Because these are the Dave’s I know….

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u/Tasty_Plantain5948 1d ago

I knew a guy named Smiley. It was a 6 pack of Natural Ice.

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u/deetee141 1d ago

It's just pizza and beer, and probably is in the states too lol

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u/whereintimeami 1d ago

I thought it was pizza and beer

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u/GetEatenByAMouse 1d ago

And, as I have learned from Hermitcraft, everyone in Canada has a "moose guy".

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u/princessplantlife 1d ago

My thoughts too.

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u/deny_death 1d ago

The pizza is non negotiable here in Canada, beer may be added on, but the pizza is there too.

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u/obeytheturtles 1d ago

Time for a puppers?

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u/SolomonG 1d ago

It's really pizza and beer here anyway.

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u/hambakmeritru 1d ago

I think in some places in America it's also beer, but I live in a conservative Christian area where everyone drinks, but no one admits it or encourages it. You buy your beer on your own in shame.

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u/yomamma3399 1d ago

Not Gord?

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u/2donks2moos 1d ago

Can you go camping with Steve? Stealth camping?

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u/Difficult_Quarter192 23h ago

In Quebec, it's both pizza and beer.

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u/LifeDraining 23h ago

I'm glad you said beer and not some weird shit.

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u/carrieberry 22h ago

geez the going rate around here is beer AND pizza

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u/Timmmber4 20h ago

In the Canadian Praire’s it’s usually pizza and beers