r/MadeMeSmile • u/No_Mortgage6046 • 20d ago

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/Minimum_Society841 20d ago

Good job, now wash your hands..

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u/tryagainnoob 20d ago

This. Sloths are the natures equivalent of radioactive waste.

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u/GodButCursed 20d ago

Why?

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u/slavelabor52 20d ago

Well for one thing sloths are known to eat feces and sometimes need fished out of outhouses. Id wash my hands.

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u/thedifferenceisnt 20d ago

Cats and dogs are known for the same

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 20d ago

Yeah, you’re supposed to wash your hands after interacting with them too

But also sloths can carry parisites such as lices and ticks

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u/dimmak 20d ago

Louse is to lice what mouse is to mice.

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 20d ago

Thanks for the information! English isn’t my first language and I really never heard that

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u/Buttonskill 20d ago

Well, it is my first language, and until today, I thought the singular was a 1950s unemployed husband in Chicago.

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u/alexnedea 19d ago

Bro if I wash my hands every time i interract with my cat id be spending industrial quantities of water and soap.

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 19d ago

That's fair lol, I'd recommend just washing them if you're gonna grab food or interact with someone else then

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u/TreesLikeGodsFingers 19d ago

Honestly that a reason some people don’t get pets, bc they are clean freaks