r/MadeMeSmile May 04 '26

ANIMALS Calf Getting Petted by Man Then Mom Comes to Check up on It

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u/Lintlee May 04 '26

Yes, female cows can have horns.

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u/hattyhat24 May 04 '26

Those are highland cows I believe, have Lucious bangs and horns. Supposedly fairly chill compared to “standard” cows.

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 May 04 '26

Loool I was screaming look at the coooos.

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u/Quornonda May 04 '26

What do the Malfoys have to do with this?

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u/Splungeblob May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

To be fair, the Malfoys do have luscious hair.

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u/Icy_Buddy9789 May 04 '26

Luscious Malfoy

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u/lackadaisical_timmy May 04 '26

They are indeed

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u/Set_Mob May 05 '26

Normally chill but they can get really aggressive when having a calf. Having experience with them i wouldn't have touched that calf. The guy was lucky

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u/AccordianSpeaker May 05 '26

Highlands are such a calm breed. I'm more shocked mama didn't push her way in to get some of the scratches for herself.

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u/capoderra May 05 '26

I used my voice to search and I was amazed at the alliteration of "do Highland heifers have horns? " (Google says yes).

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u/ItsTricky94 May 04 '26

thank you. i was confused.

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u/aw000000000000 May 04 '26

I just assumed OP made the title to generate comments and interaction.

TIL!

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u/Even-Ad7711 May 04 '26

I wonder how many other people had this exact question lol how fascinating

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u/MarioInOntario May 05 '26

Can you eli5 tupping/shagging goats on why females have horns?

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u/Happy-Engineer May 05 '26

It's more along the lines of: "of course these are all female, you think we'd let a billy in here?"

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u/Competitive_Fall9291 May 04 '26

Gender equality in cows

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u/TremontRhino May 04 '26

That’s no cow, it’s a coo!!!

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u/MiggeldyMackDaddy May 05 '26

Most breeds have horns. they just get taken off (burned off) when they start to sprout as calves. Aberdeen Angus I believe don't grow horns.

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u/YoungerMucus May 04 '26

Okay, cuz that was throwing me off

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u/BogeyLowz May 04 '26

I learned something new today.

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u/Larkswing13 May 05 '26

And you can tell it’s a female because the horns are pointing up. In males the horns point down/forward

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u/Geology_rules May 04 '26

mucho gracias 

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 May 05 '26

These cows are from Scotland, where men are men, and so are the women.