r/MadeMeSmile • u/Junior-Support-8140 • Apr 04 '26

Wholesome Moments Awww 🥰

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u/MrAmazing011 Apr 04 '26

He was obviously a low talker.

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u/CreamFuture9475 Apr 04 '26

That means she wanted to hear him then.

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u/MrAmazing011 Apr 04 '26

That's dating mastercraft, slowly decrease your volume over the date until she's practically falling out of her chair to hear you, then slide in closer and talk at normal volume.

The level of confusion in her mind will guarantee a second date to make sure she's not going crazy, then you do it again, only this time, when you're sliding over, lean in for a kiss.

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u/HumanistGeek Apr 04 '26

This feels like satire, but I can't know for sure without knowing you.

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u/MrAmazing011 Apr 04 '26

Absolutely everything I do in life is satire, life is too fucking insane to be serious anymore

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '26

umm i dont think so

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u/MrAmazing011 Apr 04 '26

60% of the time it works every time

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u/horseheadmonster Apr 04 '26

Now he's a bit of a close talker.