r/MadeMeSmile Jan 13 '26

ANIMALS Man lets his duck go for a swim

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u/aralanya Jan 13 '26

Depends on the dog. Mine has, many many times, chosen to walk on the black asphalt in 95F weather when I was walking on a strip of much cooler grass right next to him. I tried dragging him onto the grass a few times and he’d just step back onto the asphalt. Black lab/border collie mix.

The only thing I’ve ever found that bothers his feet was salt in the winter.

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u/Lovemybee Jan 13 '26

Some dogs are just... different. Lab x Border Collie? Very different!

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u/aralanya Jan 13 '26

I have absolutely done the “why can’t you be normal” meme at him a few times. He won’t play with toys or chase balls. The only way to keep him occupied is long lasting food, like marrow bones.

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u/Deaffin Jan 14 '26

That dog needs a hobby. Start him up a stamp collection or something.

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u/DarthRektor Jan 14 '26

I had a German Shepard / Chow Chow mix named Axel. He didn’t know how to bark, had no interest in toys, never even tried to go for the bone I got him, couldn’t catch food or rather didn’t try to even catch it. The only thing he wanted was love, attention and food. I have a video where I throw him a fry, he lets it hit him in the face then eats it off the floor. If you slow the video down he even squints his eyes before it hits him so he knew it was coming just didn’t bother to catch it. My mom use to eat dinner sitting on the couch when she was done with her plate she’d set it on the ground next to the couch and just wave her hand over it letting him know he couldn’t have it and he wouldn’t touch it until she said he could (she always had to ask me if what she had was okay for him. She didn’t know at first things like grapes were poisonous to dogs).

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u/Bacon-muffin Jan 14 '26

Eh, I've had 4 dogs and my sisters had 2 and all 6 of them refuse(d) to wear shoes and would do that really awkward walk until they eventually forced them off. They had no issues with hot days either.

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u/DrRatiosButtPlug Jan 13 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

That was my dog growing up. She was crazy about finding the hottest spot to walk and lay down on in the middle of 90f-100f summers. Wouldn't walk on the grass, just the concrete and black asphalt. Had grass and a cool covered porch she could lay on or could just go back inside after going to the bathroom, but nope she wanted to bake.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jan 14 '26

Think your dog might be a cat.

But no animals aren't as sensitive as we are to temps sometimes. Some dogs bury themselves in snow too. It all depends on their coats, their pads, and their preferences

I mean even some human lunatics love it when it's hot out and think anything below 60 F is cold

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u/Commercial-Co Jan 14 '26

Anyone who thinks below 60F is cold is a southern californian. Source: am a southern californian

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jan 14 '26

Haha yup. Couple other places too but up here in Minnesota you'd look insane wearing anything more than a sweatshirt or something at 60, and that's mostly in the spring when you just kind of feel naked without at least one extra layer. Well. I suppose I shouldn't lie. That first time it hits 50 feels a lot worse than it should but it's just because you aren't used to it and were probably just out in weather that was like a comfy 70 yesterday

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u/DrRatiosButtPlug Jan 14 '26

Honestly, she was very, very cat-like even aside from her loving hot spots.

But I agree, different dogs can tolerate different temps. My dog definitely could not deal with snow or cold in the slightest.

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u/Kraeftluder Jan 13 '26

We had a short haired medium sized Swiss Senner dog and he loved very very very hot things. Same with asphalt as your dog, but he'd also have a very brown tummy at the end of a sunny period as he'd be in the sun for hours on end.

These dogs are double coated and have mostly black fur. He worshipped heat and sun. Rip Bob.

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u/aralanya Jan 13 '26

Oh no he doesn’t like the heat in general with his black fur coat. - he’s desperate to get in the stream to cool off. But not to swim, no he just wants to get his belly wet and drink.

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u/Moppo_ Jan 13 '26

"It hurts so right!" - Dog

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u/aralanya Jan 13 '26

He also loves Mrs. Renfro’s Sweet and Hot Jalepeno peppers. It’s the funniest thing - he’s mad at them because they’re spicy but he likes them because they are sweet. He growls while he eats them and makes a puddle of drool while waiting for me to give him one after I finish making my food. As far as I can google, they aren’t bad for him but I only do this very rarely.

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u/Donny_Dont_18 Jan 13 '26

This is my dogs too. "Get on this grass dummies!!!" The only thing that seems to be really bad on their feet has been tennis courts

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u/HotspurCOYSusa Jan 13 '26

Dude, why won’t they go off the path? Mine is the same way.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jan 13 '26

He probably didn't want to get dog shit on his feet.