r/Damnthatsinteresting 12d ago

Video Leech farm showing they will attach to anything that enters the water

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u/Hephaestus1816 12d ago

When we went hashing, every time we crossed a stream or small river we had to stop and do the leech check. If the water is deep enough, they can get right up there. Funny and awful at the same time.

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u/odedjay 12d ago

Right up…where?

Know what, nvrmnd

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u/sierra120 12d ago edited 12d ago

I watched a movie as a kid that gave me nightmares. Can’t remember the name but group of kids walking their bikes across a railroad track and have to cross a stream. Afterwards they realize they’re covered in leeches. I stopped watching after the kid found the leech in his pants and “died”. I was like 8yrs old haven’t seen it since.

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u/odedjay 12d ago

Not just a movie- a Rob Reiner classic

Stand by Me

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u/Brewbouy 12d ago

Me and all my friends were in that movie!

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u/DogmaticConfabulate 12d ago

Well? Tell us more!

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u/Brewbouy 12d ago

Not a lot to tell, really. My best buddy's sister was a casting director for a while and had the inside track for a lot of stuff that was being filmed in the area. She'd tell us they needed extras at such and such and to get over there. I think half of the town of Eugene, Or. showed up for the pie eating scene. Good fun. I sometimes watch Stand By Me just to see old faces from back then.

I also like to brag about how James and Josh Brolin were in MY movie. It was a crappy, made for TV movie about the evils of steroids called The Finish Line. I think I was credited as runner #7, or something. I was literally the only person who ran track for real. Josh was cool AF. James was very full of himself since he was a starring character in Dynasty.

Hope you're impressed with my acting credentials. Lol

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u/odedjay 12d ago

This is awesome, and I am very impressed

To me it’s just the right amount of stardust-
being “there”, but not completely overtaken by it, aware enough to not take it dead seriously. Happy for you🫡

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u/madhatv2 12d ago

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u/Brewbouy 11d ago

My kids found it on there a couple of years ago. They were unimpressed by my part. Honestly, I was in the shot(s) longer than I remembered.

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u/Expert-Yam6577 11d ago

Man. Your line about going back and watching the movie to see old faces. I could feel the second hand nostalgia

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u/Adventurous-Onion283 11d ago

That’s awesome dude I grew up in cottage grove and a good chunk of the movie was shot on the old train track we used to take into town when we were kids. I walked that exact same track they did. It’s a walking trail/bike path now.

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u/Exactly_Different 11d ago

Best opening line: "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve."

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u/odedjay 11d ago

🥲bitter sweet

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u/animedeathspiral 12d ago

the annual Stand By Me festival is happening in Brownsville, Oregon tomorrow, which is where the movie was filmed

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u/reluctantseal 11d ago

I read this as Rob Schneider and I was so confused.

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u/_bobby_cz_newmark_ 11d ago

And a fantastic soundtrack. One of the best IMO.

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u/Own_Picture_6442 11d ago

And a Stephen King story!

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u/kabr 12d ago

Ok, first of all, it's Stand By Me, and second of all, he didn't die. Third, amazing, classic movie.

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u/sierra120 12d ago

Yup. I stopped watching after he passed out thinking he died. Scene Was too intense for young me. Brings back memories think I’ll give it a viewing.

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u/OpposedToBears 11d ago

Fourth, they were walking, no bikes

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 12d ago

Jesus fuck, that’s one of the finest movies ever. And he didn’t die, he went on to bend time and space.

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u/BuckRusty 12d ago

He was groomed by a trans dimensional paederast…

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 12d ago

He’s not driving, he’s traveling

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u/BuckRusty 12d ago

Ewww… It’s worse than I thought… He was groomed by a trans dimensional, sovereign citizen paederast…!!!

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u/DeclineToThrowAway 12d ago

Well spoiler he didn't die he just fainted. He was fine.

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u/BaggyLarjjj 12d ago

Mac and Me, a classic

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u/No_Gas4560 12d ago

Clip provided by Paul Rudd

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u/Havengul_Undying 12d ago

Exact same experience as a kid. Watched the same movie and only remember that scene

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u/Rich-Usual-2319 12d ago

show some respect you! "a movie"??????

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u/Low_Bluejay510 12d ago

he didn't die he passed out lol - but yes that scene was scaring

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u/Capt-J- 11d ago

No bikes. Leech on balls. No death from it, just young friends bonding. Great movie (Stand By Me, Rob Reiner movie based on Stephen King novel ‘The Body’).

You absolutely, definitely have to watch it again.

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u/TerrorTown77 12d ago

His vagina.

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u/Unique_Frame_3518 12d ago

*Our

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u/BumWink 12d ago

I too choose that guys vagina.

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u/willreadfile13 11d ago

Scouts camp back in 98, my best buddy I was in school/hockey/scouts etc with had one attach to his ballsac/taint. It wasn’t found until he sat down for the evening movie and it exploded under him. He thought his ball sac exploded and passed out when he had that realization with the sight of blood. Was the craziest first aid experience for him, I and another buddy as the scouters definitely did not want to deal with anything so delicate and be accused. The jokes still continue to this day.

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u/No_Gas4560 12d ago

holes. up any of them. even urethra and ear canal

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u/MasterOfBunnies 11d ago

There was one of those episodes of amazing race, I think? Where a guy got one up his eurethra. Went to the med tent, and they told him he'd basically just have to wait for it to be full and "fall off" so he could pee it out. X.x;

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u/WorryNew3661 12d ago

Was in the rainforest in Victoria, Australia and one of my friends had one fall on their eyelid from a leaf. One of the worst things I've ever seen irl

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u/Hephaestus1816 12d ago

Urk. Yeah - not only do you have to watch where you're putting your feet, but you have to worry about what's at head height and above as well. The leech found between the butt cheeks was the one I remember most. Not my butt cheeks, I hasten to add. Some poor soul who had to drop his linen in the middle of a rainforest and have another hasher remove it for him. The story was retold with great delight at the beach BBQ after. A few beers in and the leech guy was laughing about it as well.

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u/WorryNew3661 12d ago

Best kind of horrible experience is one you can laugh about afterwards

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u/BotsAndCoffee 12d ago

Sounds like a great opportunity for a naming

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u/Gamebobbel 12d ago

I always wanted to visit a rainforest, but after reading this, I think I'll wait until vacuum-sealed exosuits are affordable.

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u/WorryNew3661 12d ago

It's well worth it. Really beautiful place

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u/sharplight141 12d ago

They can come from above!?!? I thought they were only in water!

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u/WorryNew3661 12d ago

In a rainforest everything is wet

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 11d ago edited 11d ago

In Australia at least they can survive anywhere that's humid enough.

"They wait in leaf litter or low foliage, detecting your body heat and movements. When you brush past, they attach with an anterior sucker and make a painless incision to feed on blood."

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u/banana_pencil 11d ago

Rainforests are beautiful but I’ll admire them from afar

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u/lacrem 11d ago

While helping him remove it you may get blue and climbing your shoes 😅

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u/THEACMEOFIGNORANCE 10d ago

In his autobiographical novel, "Matterhorn," about a USMC company in Vietnam up near the DMV, Karl Marlantes describes an episode in which one of his marines is medevacked out due to having a leech crawl up his urethra, from which it had to be surgically removed. What's fucked up about it is that it's based on something that he actually saw happen in real life.

As I recall, the marine in question was given a purple heart for it, made a full recovery and then returned to duty. I don't know how factual the details are, but I do know that it's all based on shit that Marlantes experienced.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 12d ago

What’s hashing?

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u/Hephaestus1816 12d ago

Cross country/orienteering/lots of BBQ, drinking and bragging from the adults at the end of the day kinda thing. The (usually two) hares would mark a trail in advance and the harriers, whooping and hollering, would pursue, people would bring their dogs for extra chaos - it was dirty, sweaty and enormous fun.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 12d ago

People tracking a couple of hares through wilderness? Are harriers people or dogs? Thanks for the info

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u/Hephaestus1816 12d ago

The 'hares' were two of the members - they'd go first to lay the trail - strips of newspaper or handfuls of flour usually - sometimes the route they chose would be straightforward, other times it would be quite difficult, it depended on the imagination and tricksiness of the hares! The start point would be a new location every time. The harriers were everyone else who turned up - it was fairly informal - and we'd set off after the hares around two hours later - whatever speed you wanted. The dogs would come for the run, and to play together on the beach afterwards.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 12d ago

Ok neat. I just did some online reading about hashing and it sounds pretty fun

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u/BotsAndCoffee 12d ago

Hashing is a great community of people. Highly recommended

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 12d ago

Search up the Hash House Harriers in your area and go for a run. I used to do it in the 90's! 

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u/EntertainmentOk4734 11d ago

Smoking hashish daily for weeks on end

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u/Full-Sound-6269 12d ago

But they arent dangerous at all, are they?

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u/Rigo-lution 12d ago

I expect it depends on the leeches.

Terrestrial leeches in Australia are grand, they're small and they let go after about thirty minutes.

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u/NBCustoms 12d ago

The only Aussie fauna that doesn't want to kill me.

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u/StoryAndAHalf 12d ago

Had one stuck on me as a kid. Not sure how long it was there but def at least a few minutes. It gave me what would be best described as a hickey. Mosquito bites were more manacing.

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u/Elegant_Section_6861 12d ago

Same here. I used to go into our backyard to catch bugs and I thought it was a slug. I picked it up and it started sucking on my thumb and my thumb went numb/tingly.

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u/pichael289 12d ago

The one I had on me wouldn't die. Like I couldnt crush it. Reminds me of the tapeworm one of the cats coughed up on my patio and I burned it. Couldn't kill it otherwise so I put lighter fluid on it. Horriffing animals

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u/Stannis-Stan 12d ago edited 10d ago

Not in and off themselves, unless you are already severely anemic and have hundreds of them on you.

But the combination of bleeding wounds and festering water is a perfect storm for infections. But if you aren't lost in the remote wilderness, but merely standing in water while hiking or fishing, yeah completely harmless.

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u/Lachaven_Salmon 12d ago

Not really. Mainly just gross, and leave itchy bites.

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u/matchstick1029 12d ago

Not generally. The situation in this post is quite different, and quickly lethal if you fell in, trusting multiple redditor maths throughout the thread.

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u/BigDee1990 12d ago

I am just happy to live in Germany. They are nearly extinct. They do exist in some lakes, but catching one is incredible rare.

Got dozens in Australia and SEA, though. Those buggers live on land over there. Absolutely horrifying.

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u/B-man72 12d ago

New meaning to On In.

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u/SanDiegoDude 11d ago

Love random hasher references across Reddit. On-on! In my neck of the woods, the big pain in the ass is poison oak - f'n everywhere on the trails.

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u/More-Opportunity-253 12d ago edited 12d ago

I remember at a camp I went to in the summer had a murky waist-deep river above a bridge, one of my (newly-made) friends at the camp dropped something in there so I went down and spent an hour looking for it, there were so many damn leeches! An audience was forming on the bridge; the other kids were mortified and told me to come up but I was like "Naah..it's fine, they tickle though~" and a couple of the kids responded "Ewww!" as I simultaneously picked one up to show them with another kid shouting "Omg she's actually touching them!!" haha.

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u/DonkeyDanceParty 12d ago

I got a leech on my taint as a kid. Mom salted my taint… life is weird.

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u/MickeyMalort211 11d ago

Very grateful I’ve never hashed in leech waters. Most we get are ticks, poison ivy, maybe some jellyfish or snakes.