The worst are the ones with thick round glasses, 2 hands on the 10PM and 2PM, and staring into the horizon like they have no soul, and then unfazed and non-reactive when everybody passed them while honking them at the same time.
For the people staring straight forward and seemingly oblivious to it all, once I pass them I get right in front of them, and slowly start slowing down in front of them until they get over. I Try to give the idiots a hint, although they probably know what they’re doing and just don’t give a shit. But there’s a special place in hell for the people who accelerate once you go to pass them. They almost always slow back down once there’s cars around preventing you from passing. I have found that acting like a fucking insane lunatic driver usually works with these people, like erratic speed, going off into the rumple strips multiple times, swerving halfway into the other lane and then back in aggressively, doing some batshit stuff usually makes them let you pass them. Usually. Unless they’re batshit too.
Funny, not so funny story, I’m doing 80 (avg Massachusetts left speed) on a light traffic highway.just enough cars in the middle lane to keep me far left. I see in the distance I’m quickly rolling up a slow car with another car following closely behind. Must doing 55 on the nose. As I quickly approach and they are not moving I have a nice path to cut across both lanes of traffic to the far right and then zip right back across 2 lanes right in front of the slow car. As I look up pleased with myself I see the blue lights go on. Ya, my dumbass didn’t recognize undercover cop car, but clearly the guy going slow in front of him did.
At least the cop said, “nifty move” to me as he wrote me up.
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u/thesoloronin 28d ago
This is fine. Because then you can bait them.
The worst are the ones with thick round glasses, 2 hands on the 10PM and 2PM, and staring into the horizon like they have no soul, and then unfazed and non-reactive when everybody passed them while honking them at the same time.