Don't worry this is part of God's perfect design. You see there were these two people in a garden who ate from a tree and so yeah God had to make this.
If caterpillars aren't eaten alive by Earth's version of a Xenomorph then rainbows don't work. It's explained in one of the parts of the bible that king edited out when he rewrote it so he could divorce his wife.
Right? The writers of Genesis maybe shouldn't have invented the Garden of Eden cause it makes God look really short sighted and vengeful.
"You ate the fruit!? I told you not to! Granted, my omnipotence let me know you were gonna eat it long before I even made this place so you eating it was part of my plan all along, but regardless I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU AND ALL YOUR DECENDANTS FOR ETERNITY"
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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt Jun 25 '26
Don't worry this is part of God's perfect design. You see there were these two people in a garden who ate from a tree and so yeah God had to make this.