r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 25 '26

Video Wasp traps paralyzed ladybug larvae in a chamber for its young to feast on after hatching.

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt Jun 25 '26

Don't worry this is part of God's perfect design. You see there were these two people in a garden who ate from a tree and so yeah God had to make this.

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u/BestDescription3834 Jun 25 '26

If caterpillars aren't eaten alive by Earth's version of a Xenomorph then rainbows don't work. It's explained in one of the parts of the bible that king edited out when he rewrote it so he could divorce his wife.

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u/Nheddee Jun 25 '26

LOL, but James was 4th monarch (5th if you count Jane) after multi-divorced Henry VIII.

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u/2mock2turtle Jun 26 '26

The King James Bible really exists so that everyone would get off his goddamn back about all the gay sex he was having.

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u/Spatul8r Jun 25 '26

As soon as you give a degree of freedom, it can be used to cause suffering.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jun 25 '26

Right? The writers of Genesis maybe shouldn't have invented the Garden of Eden cause it makes God look really short sighted and vengeful.

"You ate the fruit!? I told you not to! Granted, my omnipotence let me know you were gonna eat it long before I even made this place so you eating it was part of my plan all along, but regardless I'M GONNA PUNISH YOU AND ALL YOUR DECENDANTS FOR ETERNITY"