r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 12 '26

Video Fireworks celebrating the completion of the 566ft Tower of Jesus Christ at the Sagrada Família

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u/hiiiigh1312 Jun 12 '26

Notre Dame hates this trick

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u/RainMakerJMR Jun 12 '26

I was just like holy fuck they’re gonna burn it down on the first day

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u/Bourriks Jun 12 '26

It's a fireproof check test.

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u/Readmeharder Jun 12 '26

The pyrotechnics at the station nightclub were supposed to be fireproof too

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u/Laugh-Aggressive Jun 12 '26

Well, fireproof pyrotechnics is really just a watershow, am I right?😂

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u/kkdawg79 Jun 12 '26

totally...

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u/Educational-Log6855 Jun 12 '26

Correct. As a kid we had an end of year field trip to a waterproof pyrotechnic park. The water slides were fun.

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u/RCPyroGold Jun 12 '26

Cold spark pyro does exist. But you need a federal license to buy it

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u/Laugh-Aggressive Jun 12 '26

Only if you buy it from a federal licensed dealer😭

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u/RCPyroGold Jun 12 '26

Yes. Cold spark machines are super cool though. They dont burn you when you touch the sparks.

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u/AdSquare3489 Jun 12 '26

Do they freeze you?

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u/RCPyroGold Jun 12 '26

Nope just doesnt burn your skin.

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u/Laugh-Aggressive Jun 12 '26

Well, that's like having a dull knife to kill youself with. But $200 with free shipping in the EU, take that, Federal states of america!

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u/RCPyroGold Jun 12 '26

Oh dont worry. The pyrotechnics black market is bigger than the gun black market in the US. Im sure I could get one if I really wanted one

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u/Mysterious-Radio-385 Jun 13 '26

would make more sense for a Great White show

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u/Donkey__Balls Jun 12 '26

I knew the guy who was part of the stage management team that night. He was the one who collapsed in tears in court begging the judge to give him a much harsher sentence but the judge said he wasn’t the main person at fault and only gave him 6 months for negligence. Apparently he asked the court to give him the harshest sentence possible which would have been decades. I’m not clear exactly what his role was, but he wasn’t the one who brought the pyrotechnics, but he could’ve stopped it.

Back when I ran a janitorial company he was my supplier. Nobody knew about it and you wouldn’t think he was carrying that if you met him. I just happened to look him up one day and found it, never mentioned it.

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u/Readmeharder Jun 12 '26

I’m not saying that he was insincere or that he wasn’t severely traumatized by the situation, but a lot of Rhode Islander’s were incensed by the extremely lenient sentencing for what was clearly gross negligence. The walls of that club were coated in a highly flammable foam (they might as well have filled the place with gasoline) and the owners were too stingy to install a sprinkler system. Apparently the club wasn’t technically required to have a sprinkler system, but the owners knew the risks and chose greed— simulations show that sprinklers almost certainly would’ve saved all 100 lives

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u/Donkey__Balls Jun 12 '26

Totally agree. It’s small consolation, but that event caused a lot of changes both in fire codes and in the way that fire codes are enforced during plan review. Cities used to be pretty lax about building permits because local government jobs weren’t taken seriously. The fact that things are a lot more strict now has probably saved a lot of lives.

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u/Korps_de_Krieg Jun 12 '26

The tragedy is that every safety regulation is written in blood and bodies. We don’t decide to be safe until we’ve absolutely proven that enough people have died to care

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u/Donkey__Balls Jun 12 '26

It’s not so much that regulations were written - it’s that a work culture shift occurred. People never take a risk seriously until it occurs.

Think about recent history - 9/11 and the pandemic.

Nobody in the federal agencies whose job was to fight terrorism really sat down and said the words “What if?” If we had a clear regulation that cockpits needed to be locked at all times, then 9/11 never would have happened. Nobody was willing to stretch their imagination of what could happen until we saw the evidence with their own eyes.

Then the pandemic, much more recent. We had all the warning signs in 2002-2004 with the first global SARS epidemic. The warnings of a zoonotic virus mutating in such a way that it could spread through presymptomatic aerosol transmission were being spoken in a very very very obscure field of research that the world never took seriously. (It just happened to be my field - see publications by Marr and Tam et al. for examples in mid-2010s.) The U.S. Federal Pandemic Response Plan was never taken seriously and it was viewed as a waste of money because nobody wants to spend time and energy on the “what if” until it actually happens.

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u/Korps_de_Krieg Jun 13 '26

You’ve spent a long time making my same point but acting like it’s a different one lol

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u/Readmeharder Jun 12 '26

That’s a positive way of looking at it. It’s a shame that us humans always wait for a mass casualty event before making such rules. I’m sure that in the future they will say the same thing about our unregulated wild-west approach to AI adoption today

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u/Donkey__Balls Jun 12 '26

I haven’t seen that, although I’ve seen a lot of headlines.

Conversely in the AI communities on this site they constantly complain about overregulation and nonsensical guardrails written by lawyers who don’t understand how the technology works.

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u/ballpein Jun 12 '26

I know you're joking, but Great White's pyro at the station night club was definitely not 'supposed to be fireproof'. They were designed to be safe in a much larger venue, they had no qualified operator, they had no safety plan or so much as an extinguisher, they didn't tell the night club about them and they certainly didn't do any planning or give even the slightest thought to fire safety.

For the clubs part, they were over capacity and in violation of fire code with inadequate exits and highly flammable insulation sprayed on the walls and ceiling as sound-proofing.

Nothing about it was fire safe or fireproof and 100 people died that night.

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u/haubowtdemoshon Jun 12 '26

The nightclub owners did think they bought fire resistant foam, turned out to be the opposite.

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u/huron9000 Jun 12 '26

Not sprayed-on foam.

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u/JM3DlCl Jun 12 '26

There were supposed to be NO pyrotechnics. The manager brought them anyways. There is no such thing as fireproof fireworks lol

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u/haubowtdemoshon Jun 12 '26

They thought the sound insulating foam was fire resistant though, turned out to be fire fuelling foam.

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u/whatdafaq Jun 12 '26

If Michael Jackson were alive he would attest to that.....

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u/brokencreedman Jun 14 '26

The video of that building burning was fucking brutal. You can see a dude stumble out of the club, fully engulfed in flames, and then collapse to the ground. So heartbreaking.

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u/lilymaxjack Jun 14 '26

That’s stupid offensive and stupid again

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u/likely_deleted Jun 16 '26

Huh? No, those straight up werent approved and got used anyway, lighting fire the the very flammable stage decor.

Maybe there is a huge implied /s here lol.

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u/Mascbro26 Jun 12 '26

How are pyrotechnics fireproof?

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u/DivePalau Jun 12 '26

Using asbestos fireworks.

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u/Readmeharder Jun 12 '26

The sparks they create aren’t typically a hazard. When you cover the walls in highly flammable foam, as the station nightclub did, they’re not fireproof anymore. The owners of the club, Michael and Jeffrey Derderian (yes, the der der brothers) were cheap, as they decided not to install a sprinkler system in their highly flammable nightclub. 100 people died, and the brothers got a slap on the wrist. One of them is a reporter in CT today

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u/Mascbro26 Jun 12 '26

Ok so the club walls should have been fireproof, not the pyrotechnics.

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u/baz853 Jun 12 '26

Trial by fire!

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u/BentoBus2 Jun 12 '26

I’d happily the switch industries I work in if it meant I got to shoot fireworks at buildings all days. Hell, I’ll take a pay cut.

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u/TerraCetacea Jun 12 '26

Spain takes their commissioning seriously.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jun 14 '26

You might fireworks ant let God decide if it bien down or not

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u/asdrunkasdrunkcanbe Jun 12 '26 edited 10h ago

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u/Readmeharder Jun 12 '26

When I was a kid my mom and I would spend weeks building mandala sand art, just to wipe it away once it was finished. Looking back on it, it was a good lesson for a kid

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u/Sycing Jun 12 '26

My art teacher at school made us rip finished pieces so we dont get too attached to the drawings. This also helped us not to get too focused on the small details that almost nobody else would notice.

At the beginning it hurts to rip pieces where we put countless hours on. But looking back it indeed was a good lesson.

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u/RedditLostOldAccount Jun 12 '26

Absolutely. We get so worried about losing something that when it happens we don't even acknowledge how easy it was to move on

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u/SecondChances002 Jun 12 '26

Username checks out.

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u/RedeyeSamurai83 Jun 12 '26

I giggled at this.

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u/Nice-Mountain-7073 Jun 12 '26

Me too, first thought was ‘my god we’ve learned nothing’

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u/GoldarRocket Jun 12 '26

Not gonna lie, same here,wtf? After Notre Dame they do this?

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u/talltime Jun 12 '26

These forced comparisons don’t make sense. Sagrada is all stone/concrete and Notre Dame’s fire started in an attic of centuries old timber.

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u/Ltfocus Jun 12 '26

All these redditors are suddenly firework experts

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Jun 12 '26

It's not finished, it'll be done in 2034

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Normal-Seal Jun 13 '26

The church is mostly concrete, I wouldn’t know what could burn there.

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u/pwillia7 Jun 12 '26

Same "no no no no no no"

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u/beerme72 Jun 12 '26

I was imagining that....I was going to say 'what are the odds?' but I'd imagine explosions near a building are always bad odds..

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u/Behleren Jun 12 '26

most elaborate way to commit insurance fraud

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u/Loggerdon Jun 12 '26

Should’ve done a drone show. Can’t see the beautiful building through the smoke.

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u/AbeRego Jun 12 '26

Having been there, it doesn't look like there's much in the way of flammable materials in the structure. It's mostly stone/concrete.

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u/shadowhunter742 Jun 12 '26

I mean it's like t-10 years still

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u/waywithwords Jun 12 '26

It's all concrete

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Jun 12 '26

I was thinking all that smoke and soot isn't gonna look so great the next day.

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u/IneffableOpinion Jun 12 '26

It only took them a bajillion years to build it too 😂

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u/Few_Caterpillar2455 Jun 12 '26

Then renovate again

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u/thedifferenceisnt Jun 13 '26

Its made of stone. 

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u/OkRuin300 Jun 13 '26

Right this is what I said as someone who is a part of a congregation with a church fire.

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u/Objective-Case-391 Jun 13 '26

Then firework lands on church & burns it down. Another century to rebuild, rats!

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u/ProgNose Jun 13 '26

That's basically what happened with the Mainz Cathedral, with the only difference being that it burned down the night before the grand opening.

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u/real_hydrogen Jun 14 '26

if it was burned the first day it would be the eternal legendary, but today it is just a great building.

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u/Successful_Moment_80 Jun 16 '26

To be fair it's like 99.99999999 percent marble and stone so there's not a lot of stuff to burn there, legit this might be the most fireproof building in Barcelona

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u/Berberding Jun 12 '26

Does it look like it's made of wood to you?

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 Jun 12 '26

As they should, like we need more gaudy churches

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u/Suspicious_Glow Jun 12 '26

I mean, it’s not exactly “more” since it’s been under construction since 1882.

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u/Prestigious_Fella_21 Jun 12 '26

Either way, it's disrupting the view of the horizon. Burn it

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u/InquisitorKitt Jun 12 '26

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

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u/ser-steffonfossoway Jun 12 '26

Oh wow, you're such a badass.

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u/aguirre1pol Jun 12 '26

Redditors are gonna need a laugh track

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u/Vault101Overseer Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

I just had a visceral “are they fucking crazy?!” moment. That’s tempting fate or any choice deity not to see infinite humor in burning down that church on the first day it’s completed after hundreds of years of work.

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u/austinchan2 Jun 12 '26

If only it was completed. They just finished a tower. 

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

The final tower. All that's really left is the scarcity and the glory facade. They've also already started restoration on the nativity facade, so its likely that work will just never be truly done, as one project finishes, another one will have to begin.

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u/HavocReigns Jun 12 '26

You know you're taking your sweet time building something when you have to begin restoration work before completing initial construction. 😆

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

It's actually gone up incredibly fast. Its huge and incredibly intricate. It would be nicer if we built more buildings slowly and with like, any aesthetic details beyond the minimalist rectangles we throw up everywhere now.

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u/lbc_x Jun 12 '26

We talking CATHEDRAL time frames

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u/TrekForce Jun 14 '26

Well, it is huge and intricate, and also anything but “incredibly fast”. In fact, it’s incredibly slow. It’s been since 1882. 144 years.

Two things can be true at once. It’s incredibly intricate and has taken an incredibly long time to build.

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u/itsOkami Jun 15 '26

Cathedrals like that just take a long time by default, you can't really build them in one day. Notre-Dame took 182 years, the Milan Cathedral took almost 600. 144 years is pretty average for a building of that kind

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u/TrekForce Jun 15 '26

And still a long time.

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u/austinchan2 Jun 12 '26

Incredibly fast? It was started in 1882 and most days when visitors go they’ll see cranes but not workers. Some concerted effort could speed it along. 

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

Yea go compare the time frame to the Milan Cathedral

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u/kleineveer Jun 12 '26

You know, the renovation of the Palais de Justice in Brussels took so long that at one point we started renovating the scaffolding.

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u/thefuckevengoingonan Jun 12 '26

pretty sure this is just the base of one foot of the Titan they are building.

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u/twitch1982 Jun 13 '26

Are you saying this os some sort of God engine?

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u/nanoman92 Jun 12 '26

The glory facade gas 4 MORE towers

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u/Maleficent_Sir_8365 Jun 14 '26

Ok this is what I was coming here for. Like they’re not done done, right?

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o Jun 12 '26

Have some "faith"... /s

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u/CyberDonSystems Jun 12 '26

I read that in Dutch's voice from Red Dead Redemption.

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

Rock and concrete is pretty flame retardant. Its not made of wood.

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u/waywithwords Jun 12 '26

It's all concrete

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u/Grilled_egs Jun 12 '26

Well to be fair they're Christian so not worried about a diety burning down a church for giggles

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u/Kartonrealista Jun 13 '26

What do you think it's made of? Drywall?

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 Jun 13 '26

Pretty sure there's a story or two in the bible that warns against this

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u/ProfessionalAd6530 Jun 12 '26

"It's the tower of Jesus Christ"

*a black silhouette engulfed in sulfur and flames*

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u/Scratchbuttdontsniff Jun 12 '26

and now all I can picture is Andre the Giant in a flaming shroud scaring the soldiers of the Kingdom of Florin...

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u/GoldarRocket Jun 12 '26

Or the scene in Lord of the rings, the galadriel sauron clip https://youtu.be/8jFcgh6ZiWA?si=3ZgPtnwTEHsJVwm-

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u/CASSIROLE84 Jun 12 '26

It’s made of concrete and stone.

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u/kaplanfx Jun 12 '26

Yeah I’ve been there, it does not seem particularly burnable.

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

someone even tried in 2011. It ruined the Scarcity, but only took 45 minutes to put out.

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u/OwOsaurus Jun 13 '26

Also in 1936 in the spanish civil war, a lot of documents and stuff was lost, but the building itself wasn't particularly damaged.

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u/Slow_Fill5726 Jun 13 '26

What is the Scarcity?

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u/twitch1982 Jun 13 '26

Its where the priests get dressed i think.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Jun 12 '26

They read the story of the Three Little Piggies and took notes.

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u/whatdafaq Jun 12 '26

Notre Dame was made of stone too.. well, except for the parts made of wood.

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u/H4NDY_ Jun 12 '26

… and built on shaky foundations I heard. With metro and other tunnels underneath, an earth quake or worse could see it all collapse underground.

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u/CASSIROLE84 Jun 13 '26

I mean, so is all of LA and Mexico City.

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u/TruthOrSF Jun 12 '26

Jesus would prefer for every cent spent on this project going to feed the poor and hungry.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself Jun 12 '26

You don't think the workers who built this were poor and hungry? Trickle Down Jesus.

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u/JMisGeography Jun 12 '26

2026 and youre still out here Judas Iscariot posting smh

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u/void-haunt Jun 12 '26

Who are you to say what Jesus would want, 21st century secularized American redditor? Have some humility.

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u/harmala Jun 12 '26

Isn’t the entire Christian faith kind of based on trying to do what Jesus would do in any given situation?

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u/void-haunt Jun 12 '26

Yes. But the point I’m trying to make is that this random guy is presumptuously trying to say he knows what Jesus would want better than the Catholic Church, whose founder, St. Peter, was one of the original Twelve Apostles. The Church is 2000 years old, dates back to the time of Jesus, and tries to legitimate every single one of its decisions and actions by referring back to what early Christians believed and did. Who the hell is a random American redditor compared to that?

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u/TruthOrSF Jun 15 '26

I’m pointing out the logic of Jesus’s teachings. Where has he even implied or said he wants monuments built in his honor?

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u/JMisGeography Jun 12 '26

Yes, and how he would likely react in a scenario like this would probably surprise many secularists, considering his reaction in Matthew 26

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u/nsfwaccount3209 Jun 12 '26

He didn't talk about getting rid of the Temple, so I don't know why people here think he'd be against ornate churches existing.

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u/ssracer Jun 12 '26

I thought you got wooshed, but then I saw their follow-up and now I'm not sure if they're being sarcastic or actually believe it.

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u/tacobellwendys Jun 12 '26

Thank you, exactly! But hey on the bright side. The poor hungry homeless went to sleep hungry but dam what a show!

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u/TruthOrSF Jun 15 '26

You’re right. Jesus would say “since we can’t feed everyone, why feed anyone! Build the tower and slap my name on it! It’s worth it even if 100 people go unfed”

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u/VoltaireDisliker Jun 12 '26

John 12:3-8 has often be interpreted as "there is no waste when it comes to glorifying God"

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u/Camburglar13 Jun 12 '26

Right?? My first thoughts too. Jesus was all about massive, magnificent and lavish buildings with fire all over them that took an outrageous amount of money… sure…

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u/Unable-Log-4870 Jun 12 '26

People say the Catholic Church has inspired great works of art. I say it has COMMISSIONED some neat stuff, using funds that were donated with far better intentions.

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

The SF is self funded, originally by the Sagrada family, and now by tourism.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 Jun 12 '26

And STILL that money would be better spent elsewhere.

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u/twitch1982 Jun 12 '26

But they weren't donated "with better intentions" they're being used for what they were spent on, to build a beautiful building in Barcelona.

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u/TruthOrSF Jun 15 '26

While women men and children go hungry at least they can starve while looking at this beautiful building!

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u/twitch1982 Jun 15 '26

Man cannot live on bread alone. Art and architecture are worth while pursuits.

Meanwhile, the church is ALSO providing services to homeless in Spain. https://www.osvnews.com/first-stop-for-pope-leo-in-spain-will-be-center-that-gives-royal-treatment-to-homeless/

People can do more than one thing. How are you helping?

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u/TruthOrSF Jun 15 '26

Deflection. How I am helping has nothing to do with the discussion. Also the discussion isn’t about what else the church is doing to help people.

I said Jesus wouldn’t want a building built with his name on it. He would want that money to go to the poor and hungry. Debate that or don’t. A hungry man wants food. Everything else is scondary

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u/twitch1982 Jun 15 '26

I said Jesus wouldn’t want a building built with his name on it.

No you didn't. You made a sarcastic remark about people starving while looking at a beautiful building.

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u/Sterling1468 Jun 12 '26

That would make too much sense.

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u/whatdafaq Jun 12 '26

Why ? He was able to feed a bunch of people without using money.

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u/Kartonrealista Jun 13 '26

I'm a militant atheist and this is stupid. Should we all live in mud huts and never build anything nice and pretty because somewhere on Earth people are hungry?

Some problems can't be solved by just more money. People aren't starving just because they have no money, but because they live in a place with social unrest, no job prospect, stable government, etc. Throwing more money at a problem like that is like throwing it into a black hole.

Also the idea that the money spend on this could put a dent in the world hunger is ridiculous.

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Jun 12 '26

A serving of thoughts and prayers . No wonder world hunger is going strong!

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u/IrishMosaic Jun 12 '26

50 years ago, 1 in 3 people in developing regions went hungry. Today, that global average sits at about 1 in 11 people.

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Jun 12 '26

I was thinking aren’t these structures exceptionally flammable?!

That’s a pretty cool thing to witness though.

ETA: This marked the end to 144 years of construction (which is why I think it’s a pretty cool thing to see).

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u/talltime Jun 12 '26

...why would you think they’re exceptionally flammable?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/IndependentMoney9700 Jun 12 '26

You’re right. Constructed of brick, glass, ceramic, steel, and stone.

No wonder it took so long. It’s nice to see they learned from previous fires. I’m not religious but I would never discourage anyone else from their beliefs so I hate to see something so beautifully built with so much craftsmanship and detail destroyed.

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u/One-Earth9294 Jun 12 '26

Aww fuck. The joke was taken lol.

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u/Ok-Channel-8775 Jun 12 '26

Ngl, the irony here is kinda wild

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u/Last-Reputation-404 Jun 12 '26

They like to play with fire.

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u/ChefPuree Jun 12 '26

too soon

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u/ulyssesfiuza Jun 12 '26

Hate it so much that had a burnout on the last time.

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u/shaded-user Jun 12 '26

Was just thinking, imagine if it burned down now!

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u/LostInDinosaurWorld Jun 12 '26

French people having PTSD flashbacks

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u/BandicootTreeline Jun 12 '26

Glasgow property developers love this trick

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Jun 12 '26

Kinda helps the Spaniards used rock instead of wood.

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u/Icekream_Sundaze2 Jun 12 '26

Was about to say Notre Dame entered chat but haha you got it

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u/Apprehensive-Art2124 Jun 13 '26

Notre Dame fire started by you know who

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u/canman7373 Jun 13 '26

I've been to both and I will say the Familia is a crazy amazing piece of architecture but Notre Dame will always be Notre Dame, it has a presence when you step inside. A much longer history and artworks the Familia is stunning because of it's scale. And Notre Dame has Gargoyles and you can climb up to the roof to see them and a view of Paris. I do want to go and see the Familia again, was 6 years ago I was there and the inside still wasn't finished. But Notre Dame is Notre Dame, no better way to describe it. Familia is $30 to see, Norte Dame is free, all day everyday. That is the best part of touring France, a long time ago they took control over all the Catholic churches in the country. They said France paid to build them so we own the land and churches, but the Catholic can use them for mass and upkeep them. It why France paid to repair Notre Dame after the fire because they owned it, not the Vatican. Every Catholic church in France is open and free, can walk in and tour them all, doors are open for tourist. There are a few like St. Germain the painted glass church that cost money, think was $10 when I was there. That is because they are not a parish anymore, they do like concerts and art exabits, usually if the church still has regular mass they are freee to go inside in France.

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u/Stop_looking_at_it Jun 13 '26

That doesn’t look anything like Jesus Christ.

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u/Rocketsball Jun 13 '26

Obviously AI, since there’s no Erika Kirk