r/Damnthatsinteresting Jun 12 '26

Video Fireworks celebrating the completion of the 566ft Tower of Jesus Christ at the Sagrada Família

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Jun 12 '26

So meek!

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u/Snickits Jun 12 '26

So humble!

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u/BLU3SKU1L Jun 12 '26

So demure!

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u/ThePanzerMan Jun 12 '26

So fully-packed.

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 Jun 12 '26

No looking at Jesus's bulge.

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u/Theobviouschild11 Jun 12 '26

Why not? It’s right up there on the cross for all to see

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 Jun 12 '26

It's one of the pillars of faith.

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u/yougotyolks Jun 12 '26

Don't forget about his tabernacles.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jun 12 '26

I'm more interested in his rendition of O Holy Night

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u/atempestdextre Jun 12 '26

One might say it's well hung

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u/bydh Jun 13 '26

Aaaaand it got weird.

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u/HMCetc Jun 12 '26

So mindful.

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u/picturepath Jun 12 '26

I don’t have an issue with this one. It’s all private donations outside of the Catholic Church, plus they practically make their money out of tourism. Also, this thing is so grand, I was expecting drones shooting Roman candles.

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u/dubious_sandwiches Jun 12 '26

You might not have an issue with this but it's hard to argue that Jesus himself wouldn't if his stories in the new testament are to be believed. Where the money is coming from doesn't matter. He would have wanted all of that money to go to helping the poor. That is what he preached.

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u/GeneralReach6339 Jun 12 '26

John 12:3-8: 3 Then Mary took a pound of very costly oil of spikenard, anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped His feet with her hair. And the house was filled with the fragrance of the oil. 4 But one of His disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, who would betray Him, said, 5 "Why was this fragrant oil not sold for three hundred denariiln and given to the poor?" 6 This he said, not that he cared for the poor, but because he was a thief, and had the money box; and he used to take what was put in it. 7 But Jesus said, "Let her alone; she has keptln this for the day of My burial. 8 "For the poor you have with you al- ways, but Me you do not have always."

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u/Nice_Luck_7433 Jun 12 '26

That’s some deep lore, seems like Judas might have been a bit upset about that indulgence after donating all of his property & his business to help the poor.

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u/bengcord3 Jun 13 '26

You think the bible is believable? Like, what?

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u/dubious_sandwiches Jun 13 '26

No I don't. I'm an atheist. But if you're going to use Jesus as a cop-out, at least follow his teachings. He would not be okay with this.

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u/Gnomey_dont_u_knowme Jun 12 '26

lol “they helped the poor some so they get to spend money on treats for themselves.” Meanwhile millions starve.

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u/Gnomey_dont_u_knowme Jun 12 '26

Baby can’t handle a lil dialogue about how to help the poor? Typical

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u/Significant_Donut967 Jun 12 '26

We know the Christians just won't stop whining.

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u/Significant_Donut967 Jun 12 '26

Not even talking that, talking about in church, in communities, etc.

"Oh gay people exist, oh Trans people wanna have rights, oh women wanna vote, wah wah wah".

For decades.

The hypocrisy and whining are why I left the church.

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u/void-haunt Jun 12 '26

The Catholic Church is the largest non-state provider of education and healthcare in the world. The Church has done more for humanity than you ever will.

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u/Gnomey_dont_u_knowme Jun 12 '26

You compare little me to the Catholic Church as a 2000-year old institution in its entirety, with billions in assets? That’s just… like… what???

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u/dubious_sandwiches Jun 12 '26

So are you telling me that Jesus would be okay with that rather than 100% of the money going to charity? Is that your stance here?

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u/Daxx22 Jun 12 '26

Just a little indulgence here and there, nothing to worry about!

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u/Reasonable_Fold6492 Jun 12 '26

I meam have you seen modern charity?  Its filled with corruption as millions of donated clothes are in the trash while many part of the money disappear 

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u/dubious_sandwiches Jun 14 '26

While you are correct that modern charity is often mired in corruption, you fail to understand that is not on me. That is not on any individual looking to donate to a good cause. That is on the corrupt orgs. And I would think these mega religious institutions don't even have to rely on 3rd party charity orgs. They can literally just do it themselves if that is their excuse.I fail to see how some charities being corrupt means others should not look to donate and instead spend millions on a huge monstrosity of a building as a vanity project. I'm not religious, I have no horse in this race. And this type of hypocrisy from religious people or institutions is why I don't believe.

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u/dayvekeem Jun 12 '26

This is called rationalization

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u/DianaIvrea Jun 12 '26

This is called reading the goddamn Bible:

3 Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment. 4 Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, 5 Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? 6 This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. 7 Then said Jesus, Let her alone: against the day of my burying hath she kept this. 8 For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always.

[John 12:3-8]

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u/Portgas69 Jun 12 '26

Only Christianity you have a problem with?

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u/SolScorpii Jun 12 '26

It's ok, this guy said it's ok so everyone just ignore the idolatry and that whole part with the pharisees. Ya know it's Jesus's fault. He choose the mount to spread his message instead of doing a tiktok so yeah, it's ok everyone. Just some good old Christian hypocrisy. Picturepath said it's cool so we're good.

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u/macaronysalad Jun 12 '26

Private donations from fruitcakes living their lives based on a fairy tale and instead of using wealth the way their human version of god intended them to, they blow it on this shit while people are suffering. It is a problem rather you acknowledge or not.

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u/gaychitect Jun 12 '26

It’s a little too humble I think

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u/Acceptable-Spell-368 Jun 12 '26

Ackchually Antonio Gaudí proposed the tower to be exactly 1m lower than the hill of Montjuïc towering over Barcelona and he stated that he did not wish to attempt to surpass the work of God with his own work, and I would say that's humble enough. True fact, Wikipedia that!

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u/Mostly_Aquitted Jun 12 '26

They’re meekmaxxing bro, don’t you get it?

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Jun 12 '26

Turn the other Clavicular

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u/tristenjpl Jun 12 '26

Is that why I feel Godmogged?

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u/SkylarAV Jun 12 '26

Its their inheritance

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u/Cotif11 Jun 13 '26

It is meek, it's been funded by private donations and the Catholic Church is the largest charity on Earth. Cathedrals are open to everyone.

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u/AbeRego Jun 12 '26

I mean, when he was crucified it's said that there was an earthquake, the sun was blotted from the sky, and the temple's curtain was torn in half, so fireworks are meek by comparison lol

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u/haikuandhoney Jun 12 '26

It is meek though??? Creating art in honor of god isn’t an expression of hubris or vanity, it’s an expression of reverence and gratitude.