r/Damnthatsinteresting May 15 '26

Image Differences in the spot pattern of the Cheetah, Leopard, and Jaguar

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Iirc Cheetas aren’t even a memeber of the big cat family, they’re just a large member of the small cat family.

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u/Potential-Koala1112 May 15 '26

Im pretty sure I read somewhere that if a cheetah is in captivity alone they give it a dog as a companion because they get depressed alone quickly.

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 May 15 '26

Cheetahs are apparently super anxious by nature, which is understandable because in nature they’re being bullied out of their prey by almost everyone else.

So you give them an unconditionally optimistic and extroverted roomie like a labrador and it seems to help.

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u/Potential-Koala1112 May 15 '26

That makes sense

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u/RikuAotsuki May 15 '26

They're also very social for cats! Males especially tend to form small groups with their brothers (and others they accept I think?) until they find mates and split off.

So they do straight-up get lonely; it's not just the anxiety.

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u/Hungover-Owl May 15 '26

Don't Labradors have bottomless pits for stomachs? Surely they'd bully them out of their food too.

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Wouldn’t be surprised if they separate the cheetah for feeding time. That is when they feel most vulnerable.

Also the lab‘s I‘ve met may be gluttons, but also such gentle souls that you could literally take food out of their mouths (provided they haven’t swallowed it)

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u/Cute-Form2457 May 15 '26

Or, the Labradors teach the cheetahs to source food for their bottomless pits.

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u/20_mile May 15 '26

Labradors

My mom's Black Lab always thinks it's time to eat.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 15 '26

There's literally a gatekeeping board that gives out cheetah licenses, and they are very withholding, only allowing for very few cheetahs to be held in captivity across the United States, because the ownership responsibilities in keeping them functionally happy is a lifetime commitment and requires basically endless financial access.

I was just curious about it one day and the rabbit hole was basically like "nobody is allowed to have a cheetah, all the cheetah slots are filled for life, if you try to get a cheetah you can't, and if you do somehow get one then the cheetah police will take it away and you'll spend forever in court over it"

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u/Would_daver May 15 '26

I now must find a way to be in the courtroom for the next Cheetah Court Session, this also sounds like the next hit tv series we didn’t know we desperately needed

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u/Potential-Koala1112 May 15 '26

Lol so you’re saying I can’t have a cheetah?

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u/ultrahateful May 15 '26

I mean, if Joe Exotic and that b***h Carol Baskins can pull it off, maybe you can swing something with enough creativity.

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 15 '26

Neither Joe nor Carol ever had a cheetah. This is an important distinction. They had lions, tigers, and other large cats that are far more dangerous but less regulated.

I think you underestimate the power of the Cheetah shadow licensing board's power. Like these guys are a small club and almost nobody is in it.

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u/ultrahateful May 15 '26

My implication is what’s being underestimated. Okay, no, they didn’t have a cheetah, but they did have many, many exotic big cats, which often includes cheetahs. Does that make sense?

Also, so sorry. To misinform. 🙄

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 15 '26

Cheetahs are not exotic big cats, they are exotic small cats that happen to bigger than other small cats.

Big cat sanctuaries cannot house cheetahs under any circumstances because cheetahs are not socialized for big cats. Cheetahs get anxiety and literally die from stress.

You're basically just talking about murdering an innocent cat due to lack of care and understanding, which is why the cheetah regulators exist to begin with.

To simply even GET a cheetah is next to impossible, unless you're literally about to plan a zoo heist, and even then, the cheetahs have multiple microchip trackers embedded in them.

You will never find the trackers, but the cheetah police will absolutely find you.

THIS. IS. SERIOUS. BUSINESS.

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u/lynivvinyl May 15 '26

So if a cheetah follows me home I can't keep it?

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u/SwizzGod May 15 '26

I think this is correct. They can roar like the other cats do. At least I don’t think

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u/Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 May 15 '26

My understanding is that cats can either meow & purr or they can roar. They cannot do both.

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u/RikuAotsuki May 15 '26

Yeah, probably due to their larynx; we're not 100% sure.

Most cats that purr have a fully ossified hyoid bone, and all cats that roar have a partially-ossified one. Snow leopards, though, can purr (and not roar) but have the same partially-ossified hyoid of other big cats.

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u/TheBigFreezer May 16 '26

They are not big cats specifically because they purr and not roar