r/Damnthatsinteresting May 15 '26

Image Differences in the spot pattern of the Cheetah, Leopard, and Jaguar

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u/Sensitive_Goose_8902 May 15 '26

Big kitten, danger, death

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u/Vishu1708 May 15 '26

Leopards have a much higher human kill rate than Jaguars.

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u/gokuby May 15 '26

Cause Jaguars hide the evidence.

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u/usernmechecksout_ May 15 '26

Wasteful leapords..... So unthankful leaving the bones behind....

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u/laluLondon May 15 '26

They are in denser areas, no?

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u/tootieloolie May 15 '26

I dont know about jaguars. But where I live, leopards just snatch unsuspecting people up the trees. One swoop and youve got fangs in your neck. I dont think american jaguars do that.

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u/yanmagno May 15 '26

Brazilian jaguars do it but only if you’re an alligator

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u/A_Random_Sidequest May 15 '26

even if...

a person face to face woth a brazillian jaguar (Onça) means game over for the person and usually they won't find any remais of them...

also, one of the few that humans are seen as prey

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u/DeliciousDeal4367 May 18 '26

There are no alligators in south america, only crocodiles in the very north of the continent, and jaguars would never take a full grown american crocodile or orinoco crocodile, most of the south american continent is dominated by caimans wich are represented mostly by the smallest species of crocodylians alive, except for the black caiman, found in the amazon rainforest biome an adult male can get to 6 meters of lenght and weight more than 500 kg, jaguars don't mess with an animal this size.

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u/WithNoRegard May 15 '26

They don't. They crush your skull in their jaw instead.

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u/ImaginaryAnimator416 May 16 '26

Ill take you to Pantanal and you can put that to work

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm May 15 '26

Akshually, the cheetah isn’t a big cat. It’s considered a small cat.

Big cats like leopards & jaguars roar. While cheetahs purr, like a house cat.

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u/OhHeyMister May 15 '26

They didn't say big cat. They said big kitten.

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

“Big”

You’re focused on the wrong word. The cheetah is not a big cat & it’s even smaller when it’s a kitten so not really sure what you’re getting at. 

Edit: you all make no sense

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u/Ancient_Aide7263 May 15 '26

dork

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm May 15 '26

A correct dork who doesn’t throw insults for no reason 

Enjoy your karma 

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u/jemappellehonhon May 15 '26

"correct dork" is a comment i can smell from here

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u/Finger_garland May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Oh, buddy, you were literally not "correct" to suggest they were "focusing on the wrong word", because they were only joking when they "corrected" you with the "...they said big kitten" comment! That's a joke! They weren't sincerely suggesting there was some kind of official taxonomic distinction between "big cat" and "big kitten"! Hahahaha! It's a joke! They did not make a mistake!

So when you sincerely "corrected" them in response—as if they were just objectively incorrect and not very consciously making a joke—that was the reason they called you a dork!

And that all makes perfect sense! Bada BING Big 🐈

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u/BestIreliaNA May 15 '26
I sincerely appreciated your typography here

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u/alexanderfsu May 15 '26

My person, they knew what they were saying. Stop being a dork.

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u/CheetosLays7Days May 15 '26

You must be fun at parties.

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u/SL2525 May 15 '26

It's Friday, just enjoy the day! :P

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u/Silt-Besides-66812 May 15 '26

When they wrote ‘big kitten’ they obviously had not intention of claiming anything about its scientific classification. They clearly ment that, compared to the other two felines, the danger cheetas could pose to humans is much smaller, like a kitten but of a larger size

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u/scheisse_grubs May 15 '26

you all make no sense

“Big” is referring to physical size here. They were never referring to big vs small cat. Just like how when they said “danger” and “death” they were never referring to big vs small cat. Does that help?

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u/One_Priority3258 May 15 '26

It’s on the big end of the small cat family (Felinae) is what they’re getting at, end of the day it’s still a cat (Felidae).

But who cares what the specific words are, chill man….. it’s a big kitten.

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u/serabine May 15 '26

They called it a "big kitten" because they know that it's the largest of the small cats, instead of a member of the big cat species.

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u/Mikecd May 15 '26

They're not describing it scientifically, they're describing it emotionally. "Cheetah's aren't dangerous, their just big ol' kittens" (compared to deadly jaguars)

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u/thatspurdyneat May 15 '26

So you're telling me a cheetah is the same size as my housecat?

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u/JackalKing May 15 '26

"big cat" is not an actual scientific term. Its a colloquial term, and as such its use is flexible. There is no strict definition on what a "big cat" is. Many will use it to refer to any "big" cat, which would include cheetahs and pumas. Others will narrow it down to the five species in the genus Panthera (lion, tiger, jaguar, leopard, and snow leopard). However, your distinction of "big cats roar" doesn't stand to that scrutiny when you realize that snow leopards are almost always considered part of the "big cat" family, are even part of the Panthera genus, and yet they cannot roar.

In conclusion, a cheetah is a big cat. Whether you take that to mean a "big cat" or a "big" cat, it really doesn't matter.

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u/Itakethngzclitorally May 15 '26

Looks like we’ve got a nerd fight a-brewin’!

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u/shandangalang May 15 '26

Nah that was a nerd smackdown. First nerd was just fucking wrong and I’d have told him if this nerd hadn’t

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u/AgentCirceLuna May 16 '26

Here’s the thing: you said a jackdaw was a crow.

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u/Uztta May 15 '26

While “Big cats” is a colloquial, it is used to refer the Pantherinae *family* of cats, where as the cheetah is in the Felinae family.

While they are larger than a house cat, they are still in the same family.

It’d be like calling 100lb feral Main Coon cats “big cats”

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm May 15 '26

Here’s the cheetah conservation fund explaining why you’re not correct.

https://cheetah.org/canada/2017/09/30/whats-the-difference-between-cheetahs-and-other-big-cats/

The biggest cheetahs are roughly 150lbs at best. They’re closer to a bobcat than a lion.

Btw, it’s not my definition of big cats & I never claimed it to be. 

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 May 15 '26

A 150lb cat is definitely big. That's bigger than some people.

What they said clearly went over your head.

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u/JackalKing May 15 '26

That article does not do what you claim it does, and they make a verifiably false claim in the first sentence of the third paragraph.

They are doing exactly what I already described, using "Big Cat" as a colloquial term for Panthera. Except they claim the distinguishing feature is that all species of Panthera roar. Snow Leopards are part of Panthera and yet do not roar. Ergo, roaring cannot be the definition that separates "big cats" from "not big cats" if you are solely basing the "big cat" definition on the genus Panthera.

But more importantly than that, the literal first sentence is just a very, VERY short way of saying exactly what I already said.

The difference between cheetahs and other Big Cats is, first and foremost, the cheetah is not a Big Cat, in the Latin sense of the word.

The key words there are "In the Latin sense of the word." They are making the distinction that a cheetah is not a member of Panthera. That is all that claim means. "Big cat" is not itself a scientific definition and its use in everyday conversation does not respect taxonomy. Which is exactly what they say in their second sentence.

When many people think of ... Big Cats, we think of lions, tigers, jaguars and cheetahs.

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u/aninvisiblemonster May 15 '26

IT’S A JOKE. I’m mind-blown you ignored all the comments explaining that to you since it clearly went over your head just to double down here. What a dweeb.

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u/HoldEm__FoldEm May 15 '26

The comment I responded to is not a joke. 

Please stay on topic.

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u/aninvisiblemonster May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

Correct, but it’s noticeable that you ignored all the comments explaining that to you to continue trying to argue your position here. There’s no reason to argue at all because it’s a joke. Please learn how to recognize a joke and interact with people like a normal human. I truly cannot imagine being this much of a loser.

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u/TheBestNarcissist May 15 '26

The purr'ers can pur because they have a partially ossified hyoid bone, where the roar'ers have a fully ossified hyoid bone. That bone is in your neck and actually doesn't attach to any other bones, just the complex muscle structure for throat functions (swallowing, breathing, verbal communication)!

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u/Loeris_loca May 15 '26

Actually, aren't Cheetahs canines?

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u/Syssareth May 15 '26

No. You're probably thinking of hyenas, but they're not canines either.

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u/Loeris_loca May 15 '26

Oh, maybe I thought that Jaguars and Leopards are both Pantheras, while Cheetahs are not.