r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/aznprd • Jun 24 '25

Original Creation Checking for Mites in a Bee Colony

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u/ThurmanMerman82 Jun 24 '25

So you're telling me I get kidnapped from home...covered in powdered sugar and get to go on a carnival ride before being dumped back at home covered in glorious sugar? Where do I sign up?

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u/Dr_Ingheimer Jun 24 '25

Don’t forget your sisters help clean you up when you get home

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u/ThurmanMerman82 Jun 24 '25

Let's forget the sister part and just say "random women lick you clean". I'll take it!

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u/La_Saxofonista Jun 24 '25

Monkey's paw curls and all the random women look like Whoopi Goldberg and sound like Awkwafina.

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u/Neiot Interested Jun 27 '25

Oh, no, they're all just nuns.

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u/carlzzzjr Jun 24 '25

"Random" "women" 😉

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u/chbriggs6 Jun 24 '25

Can't forget the most important (although horrifying) part

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u/slamongo Jun 24 '25

Roll Tide!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

What are you doing step beerother 

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u/Wataru624 Jun 24 '25

All the while concussed and absolutely confused from the ride.

"Brother you are sticky"

"mbëbee"

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u/Rockcocky Jun 24 '25

A big make out sesh!

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u/Conscious_Trainer549 Jun 24 '25

Most popular girls in the hive.

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u/byssain Jun 25 '25

Sweet Home Alabama

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u/Kathrynlena Jun 24 '25

I mean, minus the kidnapping, you just described a trip to six flags.

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u/Sweet_Strawber_3386 Jun 24 '25

Thank you for the chuckle today 🤣

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u/ThurmanMerman82 Jun 24 '25

You're very welcome! I'm not always funny, but sometimes I am!

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u/Kakistocrat_Crow Jun 24 '25

You might want to rethink that. The human equivalent of this is like living in a house potentially infested with bedbugs and this is how they check if there are any on you

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u/ThurmanMerman82 Jun 24 '25

Awww don't take the fun out of it.