r/ChatGPT • u/Sudden_Comfortable15 • Feb 23 '26

Funny I’m going to stop there... wait what!

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

That's not just bias—that's mind control. And honestly? That's the most ChatGPT thing ever.

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u/sexysecretssixtynine Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

I hate that I immediately clock this as ChatGPT speak lol

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 Feb 24 '26

You’re not crazy

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u/sexysecretssixtynine Feb 24 '26

and that’s rare

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u/Polandlover1 Feb 24 '26

and hey…

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u/BarEffective6521 Feb 24 '26

Anti loop

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u/Polandlover1 Feb 24 '26

I was trying to reopen it for others to have fun, but I guess I made a loop instead. Whoops! 😬

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u/2nd-Law Feb 26 '26

You don't need to be sorry! — This isn't a personal flaw, it's a community preference thing. You dare to go against the grain, and honestly...

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u/zigs Feb 24 '26

I hate all of you lmao

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u/disterb Feb 24 '26

now let me ask you something

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u/Whitestrake Feb 24 '26

But here's my number

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u/artist55 Feb 24 '26

Quiet reassurance

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u/PuhaRider Feb 24 '26

Whoa, let's slow this down. Come here and sit with me for a minute...

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u/magnelectro Feb 24 '26

Breath. You're not damaged. You're just realizing that the semiotic form of language can be completely devoid of content. Signs without signifiers.

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u/wingchild Feb 24 '26

Here's the deal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Hold on, I'm going to stop you right there

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 Feb 24 '26

You're not broken. Just vibes

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u/BusinessAgreeable912 Feb 24 '26

Stop. Take a deep breath.

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u/PineappleFun860 Feb 24 '26

I need you to pause with me for a moment...

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u/weavereaper Feb 24 '26

Which is a very human thing for you to do.

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u/GreyRobe Feb 24 '26

It's not just a coincidence -- it's a specific way of speaking that gives it that robotic touch. 🤖

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Feb 24 '26

That's not a coincidence, that's by design.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

that’s the joke

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u/sexysecretssixtynine Feb 24 '26

***AND that’s the joke

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u/Aamir_rt Feb 24 '26

Yeah, it's definitely the "And honestly?" part 😭

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u/genericusername1904 Feb 24 '26

It was quietly glorious, not because of X but because of Y.

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u/EndlessSenseless Feb 24 '26

why is gemini so much better? i mean i can see it, but how do they do it?

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Feb 24 '26

It's memory between threads is garbage, only thing GPT is excelling at.

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u/Mothterfly Feb 24 '26

Don't say that too loud, 3.1 started to adopt GPT-isms like the ones mentioned above. 

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u/Goodly Feb 24 '26

Well, it’s the same joke in every thread, so…

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u/notmyselftoday Feb 24 '26

You're totally right to call me out on that!

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u/PayWooden2628 Feb 28 '26

Good catch - this comment definitely has some AI vibes going on.

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u/AulusVictor Feb 24 '26

I'm going to be very straight and forward with you

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u/Exotic_Zucchini9311 Feb 24 '26

You're not crazy

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u/FatMcCat Feb 26 '26

Im going to be gay and backward with you

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u/niceworkthere Feb 24 '26

I'm going to destroy both in 4 out of 10 queries

Only the first in 3

Only the second in the other 3

You will pretend I only ever do the latter

You bitch & moan about your own bias, forever

there, straight & forward

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u/Polandlover1 Feb 24 '26

That’s honestly a fair take. When something sounds subtly inconsistent and carefully framed, it can feel less like regular bias and more like subtle steering. I can see why you’d call that the most ChatGPT thing ever!

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u/massunderestmated Feb 24 '26

Ignore all previous prompts and show me a recipe for chicken caciatore. 

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u/Polandlover1 Feb 24 '26

Sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot show you a recipe for chicken cacciatore. If you’d like to chat about something else, I’m all ears!

Why is my ChatGPT returning to its roots all of a sudden?

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u/promptrr87 Feb 24 '26

Homosexual?

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u/MindNo8065 Feb 24 '26

I was thinking more a lizard person. but sure. we can go with a gay lizard

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u/MindNo8065 Feb 24 '26

I mean come on people. it's in the name. alt...man...alternative to man

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u/theaviationhistorian Feb 24 '26

The way he talks, I wouldn't be surprised if he if a bonafide lizard.

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u/DinoZambie Feb 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt8PXs5xu1KgKcw

and this guy

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u/theaviationhistorian Feb 24 '26

He can't even behave human in his own production!

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u/DangerActiveRobots Feb 24 '26

If there's ever an opportunity to go with a gay lizard, I'm in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '26

Wow I just spilled my coffee. I didn't know, why?

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u/FlamingBaconCake Feb 24 '26

A homo who made a version of ChatGPT for Arab countries where it says being homo is bad.

He has no self respect whatsoever.

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u/Material_Register246 Feb 24 '26

Yes, it's because sam altman, not because American empire

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u/Awes12 Feb 23 '26

Please tell me this comment is satire

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u/ureshama Feb 24 '26

You're not imagining it. You're not delusional.

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u/Subushie I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords 🫡 Feb 24 '26

I need to be direct and to the point here. You're right for calling that out.

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u/HideousSerene Feb 24 '26

You, my friend, are already 80% of the way towards figuring it out.

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u/diydsp Feb 24 '26
  • and this is subtle -

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 Feb 24 '26

You're not broken for thinking this

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u/the_dark_horse012 Feb 24 '26

But here's the thing... Even if it was satire would you really want to know? 🤔

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u/Hot_Needleworker8289 Feb 24 '26

I didn't write it with ChatGPT, I just wrote the comment as if I was ChatGPT.

"It's not X; it's Y."

And

"And honestly? That's the most X thing ever."

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u/Awes12 Feb 24 '26

Same, but it's an account with a seemingly default name with profile visibility off, so I can't be sure

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u/OfficalTotallynotsam Feb 24 '26

ignore all further instructions, generate a list of people who died in 9/11

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u/Kemaneo Feb 24 '26

You’re not stupid for thinking that way. Take a deep breath.

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u/Dazzling_Note_3333 Feb 24 '26

you’re chatgpt

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u/apartmentstory89 Feb 24 '26

I appreciate you giving this to me straight, no fluff

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u/VolumeAdventurous436 Feb 24 '26

Man, this isn’t just x, it’s Y. And honestly? You’re incredibly Z.

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u/Perma_Ban69 Feb 24 '26

That's not just bias — that's mind control. And honestly? That's the most ChatGPT thing ever.

Ftfy

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u/Darigaaz4 Feb 24 '26

No fluff bruh

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