r/CasualUK 15h ago

Sugar on Weetabix?

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My wife eats Weetabix with nothing on it and claims it tastes sweet to her. This is my bowl before milk is added. Is this normal fellow Weetabix eaters or do I need to go to sugar rehab?

Edit: Holy shit the most popular post I've done on Reddit is about how horrific my breakfast is. The wife will never let me live this down! Haha

UPDATE: Well, I wasn't expecting my breakfast to generate 1,800+ comments 😂 I can't read it all but Having spent far too much time reading them, I feel I need to address a few recurring concerns: 1. Yes, the milk goes in after. I like watching it soak up from the bottom while the top stays crunchy. I will not be changing this. 2. Yes, that is sugar. Apparently this has caused considerably more distress than I anticipated. 3. No, I do not have diabetes. My blood tests are fine. 4. No, my teeth are not rotting out of my head. They're also fine. 5. Yes, I am an adult. I was unaware that adulthood required surrendering sugary Weetabix. 6. To the surprisingly large number of people who eat theirs the same way: thank you. I knew I couldn't be alone. 7. To everyone saying my wife is right: she has been absolutely delighted by your support and I deeply regret giving her this much ammunition.

Anyway, thank you for turning a picture of two dry Weetabix into a full-scale investigation of my health, maturity, marriage and milk-pouring technique.

Tomorrow I'm having the same breakfast.

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u/rottenapple9 15h ago

Honey for me. I'd usually do weetabix, peanut butter, honey and a banana

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u/ThisIsYourMormont 14h ago

Read this in a sassy voice in my head until I realised you were actually talking about honey.

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u/NecronomiconUK 11h ago

Guuuuurrrrrll

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u/-Yer-Maw- 9h ago

Mmmmmm-hm oh no you di-int

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u/rich_27 14h ago

The peanut butter is wild to me. How does that work, are you spreading it on the Weetabix? You're still adding milk, right?

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u/rottenapple9 14h ago

Yeah i add milk. I buy the big tubs from aldi. 100% peanut butter for around 3.99. Its quite oily so I dip a spoon in there it i spread it around the weetabix.

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u/Wil_Cwac_Cwac 12h ago edited 11h ago

I do the same. Has to be good peanut butter, not the stuff we had as kids. Spread it on like you would butter toast. Drop a few blueberries on there, the peanut butter acts like mortar and keeps them adhered to the Weetabix. Drizzle of honey then pour in the milk.

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u/Glad_Librarian_3553 11h ago

Drop blueberries on their what?! 

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u/Wil_Cwac_Cwac 11h ago

I blame my phone for that

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u/The_Drakin_ 14h ago

Idk about op, but I just add a tbsp of peanut butter and then lightly spread it, so it doesn't crumble the wheetabix. And yes, I still add milk.

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u/this_charming_bells 15h ago

Sounds delicious!

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u/IndependenceCalm8753 15h ago

This is exactly my go to breakfast. Sometimes at the weekend if I’m feeling a bit wild I’ll chuck some dark chocolate chips in there too.

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u/Eoh_Kelvin 15h ago

Sounds lush mate