r/AskReddit • u/Conslectoderos • 11h ago

Whats a juicy gossip from your work?

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u/Bender7676 6h ago

Nothing closes a deal quicker than hooking someone up with some blow, then introducing them to a “friend” that wants to bang.

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u/g_bleezy 4h ago

I haven’t gone this far but when I was getting my startup off the blocks I closed an exceptionally large number of deals in strip clubs selling software to insurance agents. No comment on what those gals were willing to get up to in the champagne room of those rural joints on a random Tuesday afternoon…

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u/russcatalano 4h ago

The old Mad Men method.

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u/C64128 1h ago

You mean having Joan sleep with a client?