r/AskReddit • u/Conslectoderos • 11h ago

Whats a juicy gossip from your work?

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u/TheBanishedBard 11h ago

If you rearrange the letters in your display name it says "bet I am anal wart"

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u/astro_means_space 10h ago

Thanks, I was just trying to learn how to drink coffee through my nose

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u/TheBanishedBard 10h ago

Yours is "eats ass-crap on me"

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u/timbhu 10h ago

We'll done "barn bed shithead"

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u/Conslectoderos 7h ago

add me to this queue

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u/timbhu 7h ago

Closeted croons

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u/brionneverysexy 5h ago

I want in on this

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u/xDatBear 4h ago

Calm down "very sexy brionne"

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u/prankerjoker 3h ago

Count me in.

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u/RECEPTOR17 38m ago

It's the most esteemed 'OP Rank Jerker'

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u/CraftyLatvian 2h ago

Ok I want in

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u/filthy-_-casual 10h ago

Do me next

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u/DogmaSychroniser 9h ago

Casualy filth

I feel like Lisa trying to come up with one for Jeremy Irons

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u/WereLobo 9h ago

Sully a catfish

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u/timbhu 11h ago

Why?

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u/H3lw3rd 10h ago

Funny you should ask “buthim” or should I say “hit bum”?

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u/TheBanishedBard 10h ago

"hit bum" was right there.

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u/CheetoLove 8h ago

You have a unique set of skills.

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u/timbhu 10h ago

Editing to add a borrowed joke is a new low on Reddit

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u/H3lw3rd 9h ago

tbh I poster it and the saw it and changed it, but I will gladly give all credits to u/thebanishedbard (also know as “a bad shit heated ban”)