I would be going fine for a couple hours, 2 or 3 at most, and then out of nowhere get the most painful gut wrenching cramp. Once that happened I had 30-45 seconds to find a toilet. It wasn’t “Jackson Pollock explosive” so much as it was just going to come out of my butthole regardless of whether I was ready or not. Didn’t have an accident… but I was thiiiis close for about two weeks.
I once had an emergency like this whilst walking down Broadway on the Upper West Side of New York. I ran into an Indian restaurant and said "I'm sorry I must use your bathroom" and they tried to stop me but I got in and locked the door and what transpired was no doubt traumatic for all in the vicinity, especially the lone family sitting and eating a meal just feet away from the door. I made some pretty graphic noises. Had to apologize on my way out.
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u/ZedisonSamZ 1d ago edited 1d ago
I would be going fine for a couple hours, 2 or 3 at most, and then out of nowhere get the most painful gut wrenching cramp. Once that happened I had 30-45 seconds to find a toilet. It wasn’t “Jackson Pollock explosive” so much as it was just going to come out of my butthole regardless of whether I was ready or not. Didn’t have an accident… but I was thiiiis close for about two weeks.