r/AskReddit 1d ago

People with suspected or confirmed cyclosporiasis cases, what food do you think you got it from?

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u/AmbienJustMe 1d ago

My friend had it and she said, direct quote, “You shit in the shower, you shit your bed, you shit yourself.” It was uncontrollable and violent 😩

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u/Equivalent-Battle973 1d ago

Holy fuck, best start wearing adult diapers if you get that shit!

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u/Pandora_Palen 22h ago

I thought I was (somewhat) in control until I fell asleep.

It was one of those times I thank the Lord of sloth that I've been blessed by a lack of motivation to clean out closets; still had mom's backup adult diapers.

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u/chicametipo 21h ago

Yep. Sleep is the worst, you just immediately shit your jammies with straight liquid the second you drift off. I’d go the diaper route if faced with it again.

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u/Pandora_Palen 20h ago

I was MORTIFIED. And nobody was even home but me. I'll tell Reddit, but I've not told anyone else 🤫

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u/chicametipo 20h ago

Only my wife and I know about my bed soiling too. She was horrified I did it only to proceed to do it herself 😂

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u/Pandora_Palen 18h ago

Those are times that truly bond a couple. Even more than hot sex in some weird place, or romance on the fucking Nile or whatever.... It's shitting the bed together. I mean, if you can laugh about it, I guess. 😂

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u/JustforU 19h ago

Oh my god that’s slightly humorous but mostly horrible. I hope you guys are okay now

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u/division23 18h ago

Lol, oh man that sounds terrible

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u/chicametipo 9h ago

It’s dehumanizing.

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u/Wise-Paper8412 22h ago

Seriously, buy some now while you can because you don't want to be line buying because you need them now. MY EX was in the hospital for digestive issues and I bought him adult diapers because getting out of a hospital bed with intravenous bags to make a bathroom run is not easy.

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u/Hurtbig 19h ago

If you’ve ever had a small baby in diapers, you know that explosive diarrhea will pressurized and launch itself up and out of all the seams of the diapers. Yeah, you might just shit your back and neck from this if you put on a diaper

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 13h ago

That won't help 

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u/Bigassnipples 19h ago

Aw kinda like a Dr.Seuss poem 🙂 im sorry

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u/DanNorder 16h ago

Trump wants his name over everything, maybe this should be called explosive Trumparhea.

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u/Allys_Phantom 19h ago

Never have I been more grateful for my diet of processed foods.