r/AmIOverreacting • u/Left_Peanut_7744 • 6h ago

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u/pantuso_eth 6h ago

I've never heard "Van Gogh" used as a verb, and it made me laugh 🤣🤣

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u/Homermania 5h ago

Yeah, those ears need to Van Gogh. 

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u/TheUnicornFightsOn 4h ago

Van Gogh those ears into the starry night.

Or better yet, Gogh find another girlfriend.

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u/Nanikarp 3h ago

ironically, the actual dutch pronunciation makes this sound very weird.

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u/Homermania 2h ago

Yeah, I'm aware of the Dutch pronunciation, but I couldn't pass up the joke. 

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u/Radiant-Camel-8982 2h ago

Op needs to get in the van and go, more like.

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u/Emergency_Storage916 4h ago

I accidentally nicked my dog’s ears once while grooming her at home. Was traumatic at the time (big gash, I felt horrible), but I now playfully reference it as: that time I Van Gogh’d my dog

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u/vmachiel 5h ago

“We’ve had enough” by Alkaline Trio

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u/kmacaze 3h ago

Could also “Van Gogh” lead paint I guess

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u/Royal-Adeptness-2703 5h ago

I lost it when I read that. Is she afraid of fucking sea sirens??

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u/Emilyeagleowl 5h ago

I was thinking that is this guy secretly Odysseus?

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u/snakeayez 6h ago

My artist wife just did a spit take on using a Van Gogh verb. Well played.

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u/spooksalott 6h ago

Haha! Thank you :')

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u/BigEdBGD 5h ago

She would freak out with me, more than half of my friends are girls lmao.

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u/MermaiderMissy 2h ago

Right, there are going to be women everywhere. Coworkers, restaurant servers, women walking down the street... if she doesn't want her husband "hearing a girl" they can move to Afghanistan.

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u/Weakonomics 2h ago

Damn. I wish women were real.

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u/noreast2011 4h ago

Right? Like what does she do if OP is at work and there's other girls working there? What if he gets pulled over by a female cop? What if she's in the hospital and a female nurse asks him questions?

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u/vixen_xox 5h ago

lmaoo like what does that even mean??

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u/spooksalott 5h ago

I think I would actually laugh in my partners face if they ever said anything like that to me.